virgin-burner 1 #1 January 24, 2011 basically, i think i'm single again, for some time.. met up with this (young) girl in may last year (again), we hit it off (again), she's got the time for everything else in her life, just doesnt seem i'm much of a priority at all.. i dont know her friends, i dont know her family, maybe hear-say, but i'm not even sure about that.. i'm SOOO sick of this shit.. yea, keep going with your funny replies, i dont care much for it, if there was ever a serious thread on dorkzone's bonfire, this might be it. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #2 January 24, 2011 anyway, i shall resume to drinking, it's monday after all, isnt it!? i fucking hate me, myself and i. and lift just aint worth it. gotta get the season coming so i got some sort of distraction at least..“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #3 January 24, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWYNep_aWAk&feature=related ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,340 #4 January 24, 2011 Dealing with a broken heart isn't fun at all, is it? I feel your pain. I'm dealing with it myself these days. I'll make fun of you trying to pick up a tranny, but not this. Serious Link. Listen closely to the lyrics. If you can't understand them, look Here. Silly Link because life is too short to take too seriously. "There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #5 January 24, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7MhgP5c5j8 another favorite. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #6 January 24, 2011 Quote http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWYNep_aWAk&feature=related nice one; i like a little "pink" in my life.. maybe that's why!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #7 January 24, 2011 Check out my sigline...trust me, the worm WILL turn! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
david3 0 #8 January 24, 2011 Hang in there. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #9 January 24, 2011 "Women. Can't live with them... ...Pass the beer nuts" I have another attaboy for who can name where that pearl of wisdom comes from.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
david3 0 #10 January 24, 2011 Quote"Women. Can't live with them... ...Pass the beer nuts" I have another attaboy for who can name where that pearl of wisdom comes from. Norm. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,381 #11 January 24, 2011 Quote"Women. Can't live with them... ...Pass the beer nuts" I have another attaboy for who can name where that pearl of wisdom comes from. http://www.hark.com/clips/dsztmqgbwy-women-pass-the-beer-nuts"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #12 January 24, 2011 QuoteQuote"Women. Can't live with them... ...Pass the beer nuts" I have another attaboy for who can name where that pearl of wisdom comes from. http://www.hark.com/clips/dsztmqgbwy-women-pass-the-beer-nuts Cheater. No attaboy for you. NEXT!Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #13 January 24, 2011 QuoteQuote"Women. Can't live with them... ...Pass the beer nuts" I have another attaboy for who can name where that pearl of wisdom comes from. Norm. Attaboy.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #14 January 24, 2011 Sorta puts things in perspective when sad... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCQaZGavNAw When you get to the angry phase, this is a good one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RaG7moiRAU&feature=relmfu Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyMarko 1 #15 January 25, 2011 Psh...women... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #16 January 25, 2011 Quote Psh...women... meh... Notice how the guys are like in the Instructors forum? I'll stick with chicks! lolRemster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyMarko 1 #17 January 25, 2011 Quote Quote Psh...women... meh... Notice how the guys are like in the Instructors forum? I'll stick with chicks! lol Ha, girls are too needy. And I'm going to offend all fem gays out there but come one, there's a reason we're gay...I like men...ball scratchin', hockey lovin', beer drinking men...if I like fem gays I wouldn't be gay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #18 January 25, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Psh...women... meh... Notice how the guys are like in the Instructors forum? I'll stick with chicks! lol Ha, girls are too needy. And I'm going to offend all fem gays out there but come one, there's a reason we're gay...I like men...ball scratchin', hockey lovin', beer drinking men...if I like fem gays I wouldn't be gay So....how YOU doin'? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #19 January 25, 2011 Quote Sorta puts things in perspective when sad... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCQaZGavNAw When you get to the angry phase, this is a good one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RaG7moiRAU&feature=relmfu i like the 2nd one: "Put the bottle down, finally got something to say Take another look around and find someone else to play Needless to say that you?ve got problems There?s no fucking way that I?m gonna solve them It?s never the same every time you slip, then you fall down, down, down. Ever wonder what I been thinking about? I been thinking bout throwing you out Chorus I?m so happy about you .I?m fed up, so get up and get out. I?m so happy now we?re through .I?m fed up, so get up and get out. I was so afraid, now you?re gone away Sent you packing, look who?s laughing now I?m so happy that I feel this way I?m so happy that I threw you away Put your problems down and pick up what?s left of the pain. Take a good look at yourself and see who?s really to blame. Needless to say you got issues There?s no fucking way that I?m gonna fix you It?s never the same ever since you went falling down, down, down. " i like that one, a lot.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #20 January 25, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote Psh...women... meh... Notice how the guys are like in the Instructors forum? I'll stick with chicks! lol Ha, girls are too needy. And I'm going to offend all fem gays out there but come one, there's a reason we're gay...I like men...ball scratchin', hockey lovin', beer drinking men...if I like fem gays I wouldn't be gay So....how YOU doin'? how YOU doin'!? guess all those greeks got a little on to you, didnt they!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #21 January 25, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Psh...women... meh... Notice how the guys are like in the Instructors forum? I'll stick with chicks! lol Ha, girls are too needy. And I'm going to offend all fem gays out there but come one, there's a reason we're gay...I like men...ball scratchin', hockey lovin', beer drinking men...if I like fem gays I wouldn't be gay So....how YOU doin'? how YOU doin'!? guess all those greeks got a little on to you, didnt they!? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #23 January 25, 2011 nevermind; it's all good! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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