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Pssshhh.... Don't you use a ProsexTrack?



When does it beep at you? :o
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Pssshhh.... Don't you use a ProsexTrack?



When does it beep at you? :o


When he's getting close to cumming, so his female friends can punch him in the face to stop the orgasm.

That reminds me of "Fucking and Punching" by Hank Moody :)
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Pssshhh.... Don't you use a ProsexTrack?



ProsexTracks don't have all of the features I need. My Uranus doesn't just log number of partners, it also records and graphs positions used, time spent in the act, different holes engaged in the process, thrusts per minute and penis length.

:P


Wow.

It didn't take very long for this thread to get ridiculous (I'm saying that in a complimetary way, BTW).

Thanks for moving it, Skymamma, even if it was the women who came up with the best silliness.

I'm dealing with a fairly large pile of shit this week and I needed the laugh. Thanks.
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I was trying to imagine over 250 sex partners... Wouldn't you lose count?



Doesn't everyone keep a second log book?:)



"if she had as many pricks stickin' out of her as she had stuck in she'd be a porcupine" :$










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ProsexTracks don't have all of the features I need. My Uranus doesn't just log number of partners, it also records and graphs positions used, time spent in the act, different holes engaged in the process, thrusts per minute and penis length.

:P


Your forgot to mention the GPS feature with Google maps uplink so you can plot your location and path. :P
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I think the audible would go off when the woman is about to, so the man knows it is time to 'pull' at the same time. Just my thought.
I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

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Pssshhh.... Don't you use a ProsexTrack?



ProsexTracks don't have all of the features I need. My Uranus doesn't just log number of partners, it also records and graphs positions used, time spent in the act, different holes engaged in the process, thrusts per minute and penis length.

:P


I just need something that records solo hop n pops.
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Doesn't everyone keep a second log book?:)



Asking for signatures can be a bit awkward sometimes.


Yeah but how else are you gonna find out what their name is?

Once you have all your licenses and ratings, signatures aren't really needed anymore.

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Doesn't everyone keep a second log book?:)



Asking for signatures can be a bit awkward sometimes.


Yeah but how else are you gonna find out what their name is?

Sometimes it's not good to know names. You get them confused later on and, for some odd reason, that always leads to problems.

Call 'em all darlin' or baby or honeypot but never use real names.
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Doesn't everyone keep a second log book?:)



Asking for signatures can be a bit awkward sometimes.


Yeah but how else are you gonna find out what their name is?


Sometimes it's not good to know names. You get them confused later on and, for some odd reason, that always leads to problems.

Call 'em all darlin' or baby or honeypot but never use real names.
:P

and you speak of this authoritavely with only 0.5 miles!? join the petejohnes-fanclub! :P
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Doesn't everyone keep a second log book?:)



Asking for signatures can be a bit awkward sometimes.


Yeah but how else are you gonna find out what their name is?


Sometimes it's not good to know names. You get them confused later on and, for some odd reason, that always leads to problems.

Call 'em all darlin' or baby or honeypot but never use real names.
:P

Okay Sweet Cheeks.

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Doesn't everyone keep a second log book?:)



Asking for signatures can be a bit awkward sometimes.


Yeah but how else are you gonna find out what their name is?


Sometimes it's not good to know names. You get them confused later on and, for some odd reason, that always leads to problems.

Call 'em all darlin' or baby or honeypot but never use real names.
:P


Okay Sweet Cheeks.

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I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

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Asking for signatures can be a bit awkward sometimes.

Tell 'em it's a request from the Free Clinic.:P


Or... that your lawyer mentioned that it would be better for defending the paternity suits if you had a proper documentation of the events of the night.


Picture this:





On Judge Judy today:

Plaintiff - Poor sweet looking girl in a school girl outfit holding a 3mos old lil ankle biter.

Defense - Skydiver with a computerized log

"Your Honor, I argue that I can NOT be her baby-daddy. I have proof here in My Uranus. 1 year ago today, I was with [redacted name of hottie #1], [redacted name of hottie #2], [redacted name of hottie #3] and [redacted of hottie #4] - it was a GREAT WEEKEND AT [redacted name of dropzone]. You can clearly see that I was with the plaintiff approx 18 months ago and the prop didn't turn back to her again until 6 months ago.... when she would have been 12 w along. So instead of accusing me, I believe you should check HER Uranus."

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