futuredivot 0 #26 February 14, 2011 When you hear the noise just shout "You'll have to come back later, I'm having a naked pillow fight with my lesbian support group". Then call the ambulance to administer CPRYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #27 February 14, 2011 Quote Quote Maybe the Smiths and Wessons could come stay with you while he's gone. No, she just needs a pet; Perhaps a large Colt.Or a Python Shit, this is going to SC. python's are good mates! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #28 February 14, 2011 Quote Quote Then you can poke holes through his eyes to look out. Now, that's funny! She would need a step ladder.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #29 February 15, 2011 Quote Quote Maybe the Smiths and Wessons could come stay with you while he's gone. No, she just needs a pet; Perhaps a large Colt.Or a Python Shit, this is going to SC. Buttholes, trying to get my scardy cat thread sent to the SC. For the record, no cute metal pets/guests in Korea. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #30 February 15, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Then you can poke holes through his eyes to look out. Now, that's funny! She would need a step ladder. What's sad is I really thought I wouldn't need one for the kitchen, since it this is Asia and all. But no, the cabinets all extended higher than the ones we had in the states Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #31 February 15, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote Then you can poke holes through his eyes to look out. Now, that's funny! She would need a step ladder. What's sad is I really thought I wouldn't need one for the kitchen, since it this is Asia and all. But no, the cabinets all extended higher than the ones we had in the states I would start there - the ghoulies know you cant reach them up there and they are mocking you.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pokerstar 0 #32 February 15, 2011 If you take Kim Chi and make a circle out of it at your front door, it will keep people away.Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude --- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #33 February 15, 2011 Yeah, I was about to say if she's in Korea at least she'll know if the intruder is Korean, you can smell them coming a mile away. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #34 February 15, 2011 Quote If you take Kim Chi and make a circle out of it at your front door, it will keep people away. Yeah right, that'll attract them like zombies to blood. Plus I won't torture my door that way. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #35 February 15, 2011 Quote Yeah, I was about to say if she's in Korea at least she'll know if the intruder is Korean, you can smell them coming a mile away. Yeah it hasn't been too bad since it's winter, but I sat by a guy on the subway this weekend who had kimchi oozing from his pores. Blick. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #36 February 15, 2011 Ever notice how all of their heads are shaped like buckets ?"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #37 February 15, 2011 Quote Ever notice how all of their heads are shaped like buckets ? What, your first post wasn't offensive enough? Lucky this isn't an international website, I guess. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #38 February 15, 2011 Quote Quote Ever notice how all of their heads are shaped like buckets ? What, your first post wasn't offensive enough? Lucky this isn't an international website, I guess. I doubt a Korean would find it offensive. They are a very honest race. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #39 February 15, 2011 I'm more of an activist in these things. -Metal grating on the floor in front of the door. -Attach hot side AC to door handle, -Attach neutral side to grating. -Wait for the fun to begin. !!!!!!!!ZZZZZAP!!!!!!!! Oh Patrick! I'm sorry! I forgot to tell you!My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #40 February 15, 2011 I think I mentioned this before but my dad has an electric grid set up on the back porch with a pan of birdseed in the middle, with of course, a wooden base. He originally had the wire run into a junction box with a switch then to the power outlet. But now, he's gone wireless with a remote. Every time a squirrel gets on the grid to munch away, push the button on the remote and watch the poor bastard jump three feet in the air and get the fuck out of there! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
david3 0 #41 February 15, 2011 Quote I think I mentioned this before but my dad has an electric grid set up on the back porch with a pan of birdseed in the middle, with of course, a wooden base. He originally had the wire run into a junction box with a switch then to the power outlet. But now, he's gone wireless with a remote. Every time a squirrel gets on the grid to munch away, push the button on the remote and watch the poor bastard jump three feet in the air and get the fuck out of there! What does that sound like? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #42 February 16, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Ever notice how all of their heads are shaped like buckets ? What, your first post wasn't offensive enough? Lucky this isn't an international website, I guess. I doubt a Korean would find it offensive. They are a very honest race. Koreans are a Race? Seems to me that that would be a nationality.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #43 February 16, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote Ever notice how all of their heads are shaped like buckets ? What, your first post wasn't offensive enough? Lucky this isn't an international website, I guess. I doubt a Korean would find it offensive. They are a very honest race. Koreans are a Race? Seems to me that that would be a nationality. for a racist, it's a race, for the others, it's a nationality; even if they are right-winged neo-cons.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #44 February 16, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote Ever notice how all of their heads are shaped like buckets ? What, your first post wasn't offensive enough? Lucky this isn't an international website, I guess. I doubt a Korean would find it offensive. They are a very honest race. Koreans are a Race? Seems to me that that would be a nationality. A sub-race then. Unless, as noted above, you are a racist you'll notice that Koreans look quite different from Chinese or Japanese and vice-versa. In other words asians from different regions look distinctively different."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #45 February 16, 2011 Reaching back to my school days...I think they are both race and nationality. They have genetic commonality (race) and a unifying social myth (Nationality).I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #46 February 16, 2011 QuoteEver notice how all of their heads are shaped like buckets ? No, I don't think I have, and I'm part Korean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #47 February 16, 2011 QuoteQuoteEver notice how all of their heads are shaped like buckets ? No, I don't think I have, and I'm part Korean.Can you like squat for hours at a time ?"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #48 February 16, 2011 Quote I think I mentioned this before but my dad has an electric grid set up on the back porch with a pan of birdseed in the middle, with of course, a wooden base. He originally had the wire run into a junction box with a switch then to the power outlet. But now, he's gone wireless with a remote. Every time a squirrel gets on the grid to munch away, push the button on the remote and watch the poor bastard jump three feet in the air and get the fuck out of there! That is terrible. Squirrels are kind of cute. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #49 February 16, 2011 well, we all are "homo sapiens sapiens" or something along the lines of that.. some look a little different than others, so they might might be "homo sapiens sapiens koreansis", which might be sub-races. if you think so, you may be a "sub-racist", but in the end, we're all humans.. i definitely know of some swiss people that stink like hell, yet, i wouldnt class them under me, just because i know how to operate a shower.. not adressing you specifically, i must add..“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #50 February 16, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Ever notice how all of their heads are shaped like buckets ? No, I don't think I have, and I'm part Korean. Can you like squat for hours at a time ? Yes. My mom calls it my "kimchi squat." Fun fact: I am the kimchi hater in the family, and my white parents love it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites