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Maybe the Smiths and Wessons could come stay with you while he's gone. ;)


No, she just needs a pet;
Perhaps a large Colt.:ph34r:

Or a PythonB| Shit, this is going to SC.

python's are good mates! :P
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Then you can poke holes through his eyes to look out.



Now, that's funny! :ph34r:


She would need a step ladder.:D
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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Maybe the Smiths and Wessons could come stay with you while he's gone. ;)


No, she just needs a pet;
Perhaps a large Colt.:ph34r:

Or a PythonB| Shit, this is going to SC.

Buttholes, trying to get my scardy cat thread sent to the SC. For the record, no cute metal pets/guests in Korea.

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Now, that's funny! :ph34r:


She would need a step ladder.:D


What's sad is I really thought I wouldn't need one for the kitchen, since it this is Asia and all. But no, the cabinets all extended higher than the ones we had in the states :(

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Now, that's funny! :ph34r:


She would need a step ladder.:D


What's sad is I really thought I wouldn't need one for the kitchen, since it this is Asia and all. But no, the cabinets all extended higher than the ones we had in the states :(


I would start there - the ghoulies know you cant reach them up there and they are mocking you.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Yeah, I was about to say if she's in Korea at least she'll know if the intruder is Korean, you can smell them coming a mile away. B|B|B|



Yeah it hasn't been too bad since it's winter, but I sat by a guy on the subway this weekend who had kimchi oozing from his pores. Blick.

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Ever notice how all of their heads are shaped like buckets ?



What, your first post wasn't offensive enough? :o

Lucky this isn't an international website, I guess.
I doubt a Korean would find it offensive. They are a very honest race. :)
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I'm more of an activist in these things.

-Metal grating on the floor in front of the door.
-Attach hot side AC to door handle,
-Attach neutral side to grating.
-Wait for the fun to begin.


!!!!!!!!ZZZZZAP!!!!!!!!






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I think I mentioned this before but my dad has an electric grid set up on the back porch with a pan of birdseed in the middle, with of course, a wooden base. He originally had the wire run into a junction box with a switch then to the power outlet. But now, he's gone wireless with a remote.

Every time a squirrel gets on the grid to munch away, push the button on the remote and watch the poor bastard jump three feet in the air and get the fuck out of there! :ph34r:

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I think I mentioned this before but my dad has an electric grid set up on the back porch with a pan of birdseed in the middle, with of course, a wooden base. He originally had the wire run into a junction box with a switch then to the power outlet. But now, he's gone wireless with a remote.

Every time a squirrel gets on the grid to munch away, push the button on the remote and watch the poor bastard jump three feet in the air and get the fuck out of there! :ph34r:



What does that sound like?

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What, your first post wasn't offensive enough? :o

Lucky this isn't an international website, I guess.
I doubt a Korean would find it offensive. They are a very honest race. :)


Koreans are a Race?

Seems to me that that would be a nationality.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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What, your first post wasn't offensive enough? :o

Lucky this isn't an international website, I guess.
I doubt a Korean would find it offensive. They are a very honest race. :)


Koreans are a Race?

Seems to me that that would be a nationality.


for a racist, it's a race, for the others, it's a nationality; even if they are right-winged neo-cons.. ;)
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What, your first post wasn't offensive enough? :o

Lucky this isn't an international website, I guess.
I doubt a Korean would find it offensive. They are a very honest race. :)


Koreans are a Race?

Seems to me that that would be a nationality.
A sub-race then. Unless, as noted above, you are a racist you'll notice that Koreans look quite different from Chinese or Japanese and vice-versa. In other words asians from different regions look distinctively different.
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Reaching back to my school days...I think they are both race and nationality. They have genetic commonality (race) and a unifying social myth (Nationality).
I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

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No, I don't think I have, and I'm part Korean.

Can you like squat for hours at a time ?
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I think I mentioned this before but my dad has an electric grid set up on the back porch with a pan of birdseed in the middle, with of course, a wooden base. He originally had the wire run into a junction box with a switch then to the power outlet. But now, he's gone wireless with a remote.

Every time a squirrel gets on the grid to munch away, push the button on the remote and watch the poor bastard jump three feet in the air and get the fuck out of there! :ph34r:



:D:D That is terrible. Squirrels are kind of cute.

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well, we all are "homo sapiens sapiens" or something along the lines of that..

some look a little different than others, so they might might be "homo sapiens sapiens koreansis", which might be sub-races. if you think so, you may be a "sub-racist", but in the end, we're all humans..

i definitely know of some swiss people that stink like hell, yet, i wouldnt class them under me, just because i know how to operate a shower..

not adressing you specifically, i must add..
“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
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"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
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No, I don't think I have, and I'm part Korean.
Can you like squat for hours at a time ?


Yes. My mom calls it my "kimchi squat." Fun fact: I am the kimchi hater in the family, and my white parents love it :P

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