cocheese 0 #1 February 15, 2011 It was only a few minutes and I wasn't really watching it. Whew! I'm going to be ok. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyMarko 1 #2 February 15, 2011 Did someone hold a gun to your head and make you watch it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #3 February 15, 2011 Quote Did someone hold a gun to your head and make you watch it? maybe feminist terrorist put a bomb-belt around him!? any minute you watch that stuff, your IQ goes down half way; more than two minutes and.. err, nevermind! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #4 February 15, 2011 No. I turned the TV on and started eating chineese food. The remote was out of reach. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #5 February 15, 2011 I know dude. Never be so far from the remote while eating chineese food. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thrillstalker 0 #6 February 15, 2011 NO YOU WILL NOT BE OK!!! you need to get to a strip club asap to retrieve your man card!!! your testicles are about to fall off unless you take immediate action. on the way home from the strip club, present your man card to the counter at any liquor store. they will then give you a fifth of jack daniels. proceed to your place of residence and sit in a recliner while drinking said fifth of jack. make sure the television is on sports center, then invite all your male friends over. once they are there continue to get shit faced until you pass out. by the time you wake up your testicles should have returned to their normal size and location. if you do not follow the above advice you testicles as well as your self respect will be forfeit... FOREVER "Never grow a wishbone, where your backbone ought to be." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #7 February 15, 2011 That is the best advice this forum has ever seen, Thank you Dr. Thrillstalker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #8 February 15, 2011 Quote I know dude. Never be so far from the remote while eating chineese food. now, if it was REALLY SPICY thai-food.. haha, i love that one, when they say SPICY.. it means everything else will just not matter anymore! thai-food could get you through a whole show without affecting you too much..“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #9 February 15, 2011 Quote No. I turned the TV on and started eating chineese food. The remote was out of reach. I don't watch television, but yeah, watching a talk show would be torture for me, too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #10 February 15, 2011 Just wait until this weekend when you have a sudden urge to fly video You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TiaDanger 0 #11 February 15, 2011 The question is....WHAT talk show was it? Then we will be able analyze the new information to formulate a better verdict And for the record: the appropriate ranking of cool modes of transportation is jet pack, hover board, transporter, Batmobile, and THEN giant ant. D.S. #8.8 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #12 February 15, 2011 It was "The Talk". Cyndi Lauper was on. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thrillstalker 0 #13 February 15, 2011 i hope you have made it to the strip club by now, you're running out of time... "Never grow a wishbone, where your backbone ought to be." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #14 February 15, 2011 I hate those stupid shows...no idea why they're so popular... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #15 February 15, 2011 Sunny returns! We've missed you terribly, girl!My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #16 February 15, 2011 Quote It was only a few minutes and I wasn't really watching it. Whew! I'm going to be ok. It is a rapid, but staged progression . . . You end up losing your sense of logic. Then you start wearing dresses Then you wear thongs to boogies.Then you end up liking to smoke the skin pipe. It is in that order, and very difinitive. If you know someone that matches that description - get thenm help immediately. Unless they are already female.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #17 February 15, 2011 "What happens when a guy watches a female talk show?" Is mangina a word?quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #18 February 15, 2011 Quote"What happens when a guy watches a female talk show?" Is mangina a word? You know Old Gregg?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jonstark 8 #19 February 16, 2011 Quote It was only a few minutes and I wasn't really watching it. Whew! I'm going to be ok. There is such a thing??!! jon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #20 February 16, 2011 Quote It was "The Talk". Cyndi Lauper was on. Well at least it wasn't Rosie O'Donnell on the Ellen Degeneres show. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #21 February 17, 2011 Quote Sunny returns! We've missed you terribly, girl! Aww thanks. Glad someone still remembers me. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #22 February 17, 2011 Quote Quote Sunny returns! We've missed you terribly, girl! Aww thanks. Glad someone still remembers me. OH . . . We REMEMBER you.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
