warpedskydiver 0 #1 March 4, 2011 I get new knees! The bad news... not until I reach 60 which is a little over ten years from now. By then I might need a scooter with Ben Hur wheels, and a pintle mount. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 March 4, 2011 You know they're supposed to make you like 2" taller, right? So that means you can gain some weight and stay in your "ideal" weight... --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,512 #3 March 4, 2011 We can rebuild him; We have the technology."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #4 March 4, 2011 Quote I get new knees! The bad news... not until I reach 60 which is a little over ten years from now. By then I might need a scooter with Ben Hur wheels, and a pintle mount. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wayneflorida 0 #5 March 4, 2011 Why do you have to wait 10 years? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Glitch 0 #6 March 4, 2011 This thread is begging for one liners....[/angelic]Randomly f'n thingies up since before I was born... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #7 March 4, 2011 Quote Why do you have to wait 10 years? It's a really long crawl to the hospital! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #8 March 4, 2011 VA, you either have to be unable to walk or 60, they say the knee replacements really only last 15 years. I guess they wanna make sure you don't get to be able to enjoy being pain free and doing things. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wayneflorida 0 #9 March 4, 2011 Quote Quote Why do you have to wait 10 years? It's a really long crawl to the hospital! That's cruel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #10 March 4, 2011 10 years... g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
