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Taoism: Shit happens.

Hinduism: This shit has happened before.

Confucianism: Cofucius say, "Shit happens"

Buddhism: It is only an illusion that shit happens.

Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?

Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

Jehovah's Witness: Knock, knock, "Shit Happens"

Atheism: There is no such thing as shit.

Agnostism: Maybe shit happens, and maybe not.

Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder.

Catholsism: If shit happens, I deserve it.

Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?

Televangelism: Send money or shit will happen.

Rastafarian: Smoke that shit.


I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

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I wish I could remember trivia from 6 years minutes ago.[:/]



+1

If I don't log my jump right after I land, I generally completely forget what happened after the next one.

(yes, I can still debrief, but if I go jump again, I generally forget)
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
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I'm not good with names...sometimes I have to check my own driver's license.

WaltAppelism: Post that shit!

Vidiotism: Shit didn't happen unless there's video.

Farmism: No shit ever happens at the Farm
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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