Lastchance 0 #1 March 6, 2011 Taoism: Shit happens. Hinduism: This shit has happened before. Confucianism: Cofucius say, "Shit happens" Buddhism: It is only an illusion that shit happens. Zen: What is the sound of shit happening? Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah. Jehovah's Witness: Knock, knock, "Shit Happens" Atheism: There is no such thing as shit. Agnostism: Maybe shit happens, and maybe not. Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder. Catholsism: If shit happens, I deserve it. Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me? Televangelism: Send money or shit will happen. Rastafarian: Smoke that shit. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #2 March 6, 2011 http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=1445480 Soooooooooo 2005"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #3 March 6, 2011 Sorry. Just crawled out from under my rock an didn't do a search. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,362 #4 March 6, 2011 I wish I could remember trivia from 6 years ago. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #5 March 6, 2011 If you stopped smokin' so much shit, you wouldn't suffer from CRS.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #6 March 6, 2011 Quote I wish I could remember trivia from 6 years minutes ago. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #7 March 6, 2011 Quote Quote I wish I could remember trivia from 6 years minutes ago. +1 If I don't log my jump right after I land, I generally completely forget what happened after the next one. (yes, I can still debrief, but if I go jump again, I generally forget)"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #8 March 6, 2011 Meh,I forget things while I'm doing themBry (Think it may be all the head trauma I've had thru out the years?) -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #9 March 6, 2011 I'm not good with names...sometimes I have to check my own driver's license. WaltAppelism: Post that shit! Vidiotism: Shit didn't happen unless there's video. Farmism: No shit ever happens at the FarmMy reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites