virgin-burner 1 #1 March 5, 2011 today's just one of those days.. i think i just cried for like an hour on the way back home. havent drank in like three weeks, but tonight, i got myself another bottle. temporary solution to a persistent problem i suppose.. i hate life “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thrillstalker 0 #2 March 5, 2011 all you need to do is get a moist towelette, then clean the sand out of your vagina. that should solve your problem "Never grow a wishbone, where your backbone ought to be." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,381 #3 March 5, 2011 No need to be so callous; I don't watch TV myself, but I can understand someone being bummed about the cancellation of Two and a Half Men. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #4 March 5, 2011 Quote today's just one of those days.. i think i just cried for like an hour on the way back home. havent drank in like three weeks, but tonight, i got myself another bottle. temporary solution to a persistent problem i suppose.. i hate life It could be worse - You should think about getting some professional advice in this. Going from Up to Down that fast and that aggresively might be a sign of a serious illness.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #5 March 5, 2011 i dont know about you yankees, but we have a saying like "selbstmord in raten"; which would probably translate best to "suicide in rates" - i think charlie is doing pretty well at it. and i got to fuck a lot too, did a whole ton of drugs.. nowadays, i tend to play videogames and get wasted on cheap scotch. if my liver ever stops working, i hope i'll be the last to notice.. life sucks“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
david3 0 #6 March 5, 2011 Quotei dont know about you yankees, but we have a saying like "selbstmord in raten"; which would probably translate best to "suicide in rates" - i think charlie is doing pretty well at it. and i got to fuck a lot too, did a whole ton of drugs.. nowadays, i tend to play videogames and get wasted on cheap scotch. if my liver ever stops working, i hope i'll be the last to notice.. life sucks Somebody loves you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #7 March 5, 2011 QuoteQuotei dont know about you yankees, but we have a saying like "selbstmord in raten"; which would probably translate best to "suicide in rates" - i think charlie is doing pretty well at it. and i got to fuck a lot too, did a whole ton of drugs.. nowadays, i tend to play videogames and get wasted on cheap scotch. if my liver ever stops working, i hope i'll be the last to notice.. life sucks Somebody loves you. yea.. she wont live forever; in fact, she's quite old already. previous owner shot himself in the head. couldnt traumatise her any more than that.. i hate to think what life would be like without her..“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #8 March 5, 2011 QuoteQuotei dont know about you yankees, but we have a saying like "selbstmord in raten"; which would probably translate best to "suicide in rates" - i think charlie is doing pretty well at it. and i got to fuck a lot too, did a whole ton of drugs.. nowadays, i tend to play videogames and get wasted on cheap scotch. if my liver ever stops working, i hope i'll be the last to notice.. life sucks Somebody loves you. EXACT ^2 (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #9 March 5, 2011 C ring me tomorrow, been too long bro. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 2 #10 March 5, 2011 C, for all your wisecracks and horrible humor, you're a good guy with a good heart, and you're definitely loved. Just take a deep breath, relax, and don't let things get to you. Remember that 1. Things will get better and 2. No matter how bad things get, there's an unfortunate person, or people, who have it worse. The second one may not be a good consolation, but it's always true. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #11 March 6, 2011 dude, my "wisecracks" and my horrible humour is what makes me that loveable; that and my enormous cock, that last one only applies if you're woman tough.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #12 March 6, 2011 Chin up dude. Nothings bad enough for suicide. Tomorrows another day. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #13 March 6, 2011 Harden the fuck up Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #14 March 6, 2011 Quote C ring me tomorrow, been too long bro. I said tomorrow... you knob (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #15 March 6, 2011 If you start talking suicide there mate I'll have to come over there to Swissky land and fuckin kill ya!!Us crazy people have to stick together mateNow have a drink on me and get that chin up,motherfucker!!!!! Bry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jrmrangers 0 #16 March 6, 2011 Hey man , have a drink and find yourself some strange and i bet things will look a lot brighter. If that doesnt work midget porn always makes me happy!!! Wait , I pull what first? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #17 March 6, 2011 once i spilled almost a whole beer over a midget at a bar. he looked up at me and said "i'm NOT happy!" - my reply was "well, which one are you!?" “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jrmrangers 0 #18 March 6, 2011 ROFLMAO!!!!!Wait , I pull what first? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mircan 0 #19 March 6, 2011 Just think of all those cats with thumbs You`ll feel a little better. Works for me. dudeist skydiver #42 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #20 March 6, 2011 GANGS OF CATS WITH THUMBS!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mircan 0 #21 March 6, 2011 I see you got my point dude. It`s just bad period. It`ll pass. It always does dudeist skydiver #42 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #22 March 6, 2011 Quote once i spilled almost a whole beer over a midget at a bar. he looked up at me and said "i'm NOT happy!" - my reply was "well, which one are you!?" LOL - that sounds like something Stephen Wright would say! mh . "The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
