The ADD/ADHD Thread!

[normiss 619]

I need some toast.

[ExAFO 0]

My left butt cheek itches.

Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

[yardhippie 0]

Ooooohhh bacon-ranch cheesey fries.

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

[virgin-burner 1]

my right arm hurts because of some asshole not knowing where right and left is.. fuck him!

did i say i had a shit day?

“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

[swOOOPS 0]

The midget in our nudist colony keeps gettin in everyone's hair

[yardhippie 0]

I want a falafel!

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

[Kid_Icarus 0]

ooohhh shiny things

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"What What.....

[Slappie 9]

I think I killed a thread... I'm sad. I think my Super-Ego is making me pay for my actions. Or is it my Ego that does that? Oh whatever... I get beer in 45 mins so fuckit I don't care anymore.

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

[Rebecca 0]

I'm taking all of my personalities and their respective egos out the door right fucking now.

(I said now! no, we can't wait a sec - stop typing! but it's so fuuun! do I have to get your handler over here? you suck. I wanna play. we'll feed you beer later, let's go. Okaaay...)

Cheers Slappie!!

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[Slappie 9]

It's Thursday you know what I'm doing tonight!! Oh and where

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

[BelskyBlueEyes 0]

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ooohhh shiny things

where, where!!!??? I don't see.. uh wha

oh look CHEESE! yay!!!

[matt1215 0]

website go bye-bye for a time tonight .

[matt1215 0]

Cat licking my toes feels nice ... Oh shit, I think I washed my wallet ...

[d123 1]

Did anybody see the where donuts smell went?

Lock, Dock and Two Smoking Barrelrolls!

[Hambone 0]

dropzone makes life so much easier.

Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama

[TypicalFish 0]

WOW, she has great legs.

"I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

[GravityJunky 0]

Supercalafragalisticsecsbealadosious! Oooohh an airplane, Jump Time! Cheese burgers... cartoons... boats... shiney stuff!
Yea!

*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

[nanook 1]

I have problems sleeping at night sometimes. I went to buy one of those "sounds of the Ocean" CD's and played it last night. Just as I was dozing off, I hear in the background of the crashing waves: "Help ME!!!!"

Didn't get much sleep afterwards.

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"The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln

[GravityJunky 0]

Nah that was me slashing round in the kiddie pool! WoooHooooo!

*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

[Speedofafool 0]

Slashing or SPlashing ?

[flygirl1 0]

The other day I was reading The Norton Society Field Guide to North American Animals and... hay lets go ride our bikes!!!!

Yep thats my life

Fly like a girl

[nanook 1]

You just destroyed my gullible outlook in life. What do I do about the sound of chainsaws and gutteral New York accented orders spewing out from the background of my "Sounds of the Rainforest"?

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"The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln

[d123 1]

Just ... like whatever mam ..... I never wanted the damn cake anyway !!!!!! And stop rubbing yourself against me, I mean shit, your husband is like 10 feet away from the dance floor!!!! Don't wait for me to show up to your stupid party on 7.Jul. hoo hoo HOOOOO..... hooo hooo HOOOOOOO !!!!

You got a great car,
Yeah what's wrong with it today ....
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hoo hoo HOOOOO..... hooo hooo HOOOOOOO
hoo hoo HOOOOO..... hooo hooo HOOOOOOO

Lock, Dock and Two Smoking Barrelrolls!

[1969912 0]

huh?

"Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ."
-NickDG

[gonzalesna 0]

did anyone see where my speedo went?

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.