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The ADD/ADHD Thread!

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Post here when you feel the urge to go askew of the conversation of the thread you're posting in. In order to avoid Thread Jacking Convictions!:S:DB|:P;)
*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

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An attorney buudy just sent this about a judge we know:

"..he tried to tell me that he was not going to hold an exotic dancers hours against her in a child custody matter. I pointed out to the court that he would certainly hold a mill workers (male) rotating shift against them. I end it with saying and I swear to God the court room erupted with laughter when I said "Your honor, there is nothing 'exotic' about shaking your bare pooper for a bunch of drunks" My client got custody."

"Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ."
-NickDG

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I just found out pineapples aren't really apples and they don't grow on pine trees.
I'm crushed.
“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

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Does:

"Someone get this guy some ritalin!"

Constitute a personal attack?

:)

Or is it maybe advertising?

I don't really expect an answer, I just wanted to post it...
Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet.

I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

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mmmm sushi......:D:D

Hey none of that here... stay off topic... :D:D:D


Good job Icon, thanks for supervising & holding down the fort while i was rudely being interrupted with, that work crap!
As for the rest of you, you heard right, there will be absolutely 0 tolerance, of staying on topic, or focused in this thread damn it!>:(:D:D
Hey, wow check out that...:D
*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

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I just got off work, I'm really tired but not sleepy if that makes any scence.
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Of course it makes sense ADD/ADHD thread, by the time you get to: not sleepy, we have already forgotten how the sentence started...Speaking of ice cream cakes... I once stubbed my toe...how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop...did you ever see...Why do we drive on a parkway & park in a driveway...Has anyone seen the tooth fairy tonight, no not stitch thats adifferent kinda fairy...my first bicycle was blue...and...:P
*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

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