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At least the snake died happy.
Although I still don't buy the story it died of silicone poisoning.

I agree. Python teeth are short and probably didn't penetrate very far in, so the snake would probably get no silicone or only a tiny bit on the teeth, certainly less than a milliliter. I find it highly doubtful that silicone is so poisonous that just a few drops can kill a six foot snake.
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However, the snake wasn't so lucky and died from silicone poisoning.


Nah! No way! I call BS!

I <3 Fake B(+Y+)BIES!
They are my second favorite kind of B(.y.)BIES!
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+1

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I have seen several other news sites copying this story, all have taken it on faith that the snake died of "silicone poisoning," despite the fact that there has never been a case of a human or an animal dying of silicone poisoning. Am I missing something here? My understanding was that silicone is not toxic.

Can someone point to an actual case of silicone poisoning? Or are these reporters just being lazy, or what?
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I have seen several other news sites copying this story, all have taken it on faith that the snake died of "silicone poisoning," despite the fact that there has never been a case of a human or an animal dying of silicone poisoning. Am I missing something here? My understanding was that silicone is not toxic.

Can someone point to an actual case of silicone poisoning? Or are these reporters just being lazy, or what?



Probably laziness on the part of the original reporter(s), and lemming syndrome on the part of the rest. With the way news budgets have been slashed of late, more and more news sources (be they newspaper, TV, radio, or their supporting web sites) are doing much less of their own reporting and writing and a lot more of pulling things off the wire and republishing them. Wire stories have always been a part of the news industry, but it seems with the proliferation of news on the web, the 24 hour news cycle, and the desire to constantly feed the "news machine," there's more and more poorly-researched and poorly-edited garbage out there, and it's able to multiply faster. That's not even touching the fact that it's become less "news" and more "sensationalism."
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Cough cough....hummm....hummmmm....

OK let's all sing shall we!

*talking*
Oh my god
Becky, look at her tits
They are so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute
I mean her tits
They are just so big
I can't believe they are so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross

*rap*
I like big tits and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round tits in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that bra was stuffed
Deep in the vneck she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But those tities you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, mellons of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette

I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat chests are the thing
Take the average man and ask him that
She gotta have a rack

So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the tits (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake those sexy tits
Baby got motorboat!
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

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OMG! that was awesome! B|


Thank you...thank you...yes I know I am AWESOME!
:)
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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