NWFlyer 2 #1 March 15, 2011 ... if you're a snake. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1366202/Snake-dies-silicone-poisoning-biting-models-breasts.html?ITO=1490 (Possibly NSFW)"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 615 #2 March 15, 2011 They're also icky. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,362 #3 March 15, 2011 At least the snake died happy. Although I still don't buy the story it died of silicone poisoning."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #4 March 15, 2011 QuoteAt least the snake died happy. Although I still don't buy the story it died of silicone poisoning.I agree. Python teeth are short and probably didn't penetrate very far in, so the snake would probably get no silicone or only a tiny bit on the teeth, certainly less than a milliliter. I find it highly doubtful that silicone is so poisonous that just a few drops can kill a six foot snake. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arvoitus 1 #5 March 15, 2011 Story that involves tits and you didn't think it had been posted already : http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=4076590;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unreadYour rights end where my feelings begin. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #6 March 15, 2011 QuoteHowever, the snake wasn't so lucky and died from silicone poisoning. Nah! No way! I call BS! I <3 Fake B(+Y+)BIES! They are my second favorite kind of B(.y.)BIES!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #7 March 15, 2011 Quote Story that involves tits and you didn't think it had been posted already : http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=4076590;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unread +1 “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #8 March 15, 2011 I have seen several other news sites copying this story, all have taken it on faith that the snake died of "silicone poisoning," despite the fact that there has never been a case of a human or an animal dying of silicone poisoning. Am I missing something here? My understanding was that silicone is not toxic. Can someone point to an actual case of silicone poisoning? Or are these reporters just being lazy, or what? Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #9 March 15, 2011 QuoteI have seen several other news sites copying this story, all have taken it on faith that the snake died of "silicone poisoning," despite the fact that there has never been a case of a human or an animal dying of silicone poisoning. Am I missing something here? My understanding was that silicone is not toxic. Can someone point to an actual case of silicone poisoning? Or are these reporters just being lazy, or what? Probably laziness on the part of the original reporter(s), and lemming syndrome on the part of the rest. With the way news budgets have been slashed of late, more and more news sources (be they newspaper, TV, radio, or their supporting web sites) are doing much less of their own reporting and writing and a lot more of pulling things off the wire and republishing them. Wire stories have always been a part of the news industry, but it seems with the proliferation of news on the web, the 24 hour news cycle, and the desire to constantly feed the "news machine," there's more and more poorly-researched and poorly-edited garbage out there, and it's able to multiply faster. That's not even touching the fact that it's become less "news" and more "sensationalism.""There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #10 March 16, 2011 It died from silicone poisoning like that spider in my house last week died from excessive gravity..... As my foot fell on it Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 189 #11 March 16, 2011 Quote ... if you're a snake. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1366202/Snake-dies-silicone-poisoning-biting-models-breasts.html?ITO=1490 (Possibly NSFW) What is the guy saying at 0:46? It sounds like "AHHHH...IT GOT THE TITTY!" Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #12 March 16, 2011 Cough cough....hummm....hummmmm.... OK let's all sing shall we! *talking* Oh my god Becky, look at her tits They are so big She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends Who understands those rap guys They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute I mean her tits They are just so big I can't believe they are so round It's just out there I mean, it's gross *rap* I like big tits and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round tits in your face You get sprung Wanna pull up tough Cuz you notice that bra was stuffed Deep in the vneck she's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh, baby I wanna get with ya And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But those tities you got Make Me so horney Ooh, mellons of smooth skin You say you wanna get in my benz Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy I've seen them dancin' To hell with romancin' She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette I'm tired of magazines Saying flat chests are the thing Take the average man and ask him that She gotta have a rack So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah) Has your girlfriend got the tits (hell yeah) Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake those sexy tits Baby got motorboat!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #13 March 16, 2011 OMG! that was awesome! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #14 March 16, 2011 Quote OMG! that was awesome! Thank you...thank you...yes I know I am AWESOME! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites