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MirageSkydiver

Women at the DZ

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On DZ.com? They're here.

At the DZ's I go to, they're definitely there!

At your DZ? SD Houston, right? They're there.

That will talk to you about "packing." Well, you're probably well out of luck.
--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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HA!

Just stick around for one of the-DZ-formerly-known-as-Waller's parties. Todd knows how to throw them. You'll meet some good looking women. You'll even get to know some cool jumpers. Lots of neat people there!
--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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Why did they even move ?! I lived like 10 mins away from Waller :'( Now I have to drive all the way to columbus. I can't drink though, so I don't think I'll be staying at any of the parties :(




They moved what, mid/late December?

Not drinking is no excuse to not attend the parties, trust me, even sober, there's plenty of fun to be had.

Even if its just watching and laughing at all the drunk people. :D
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
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Why did they even move ?! I lived like 10 mins away from Waller :'( Now I have to drive all the way to columbus. I can't drink though, so I don't think I'll be staying at any of the parties :(



There are other jumpers who don't drink who hang out. Grab your Dr. Pepper and enjoy. Offer to DD for some folks. Off to DD for the hot chicks.;)

As for why they moved, well, there are a couple of threads about the land use conflict some of the home owners (and a former SDH jumper) who lived on the air park brought against the DZ. It was a really big deal and I applaud Todd for his fight and keeping his really cool DZ humming!
--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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I didn't know there could be drama involved in skydiving :O

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Drama? Naw, not in skydiving. No one would ever sabotage a jump plane, cut someone's reserve risers, sue another jumper, steal another jumper's wife, pack someone a hard opening, piss in their cheerios or post a picture of them puking up their tequila shot in front of a DZ bar at a boogie...

Wait...
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I haven't really seen any hotties here. What's up with that ?!



They're off sleeping with your best friend. :P
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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I haven't really seen any hotties here. What's up with that ?!



They're off sleeping with your best friend. :P


Ya sorry about that bud, once the lights go out its every man for himself.
Have you seen my pants?
it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream
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MIRAGEskydiver... you mean you dont make their panties drop.



Ward left Mirage from what I recall, no more pantie dropping.
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
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Women at the DZ
Is this some sort of strange joke?
Kind of like that dumb ass who the first day of engineering school asks "So where are all the cute girls?"
Or that dumb ass who brings a bathing suit and a fishing pole to the Sahara?
What's the latest stats? %12 girls in this particular hobby?
Trending just below body building and model (RC) aircraft?

As for drama? No never! No how! No way!
"Had bags at dawn boys!"
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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Women at the DZ
Is this some sort of strange joke?
Kind of like that dumb ass who the first day of engineering school asks "So where are all the cute girls?"
Or that dumb ass who brings a bathing suit and a fishing pole to the Sahara?
What's the latest stats? %12 girls in this particular hobby?
Trending just below body building and model (RC) aircraft?

As for drama? No never! No how! No way!
"Had bags at dawn boys!"



:D:D:D You know my next post in this thread was going to be for the OP to go talk to you :P

(and to tell him that DZ parties are still a blast when you're sober. Trust me, OP, I don't drink, and I thoroughly enjoy myself)

Btdubs, I can't speak for the other girls here, but I don't give a damn what I look like when I am jumping. I know I am attractive (plus a I have a vajayjay AND boobies, automatic win), but on a jump day I am there to jump, not to toss my hair in the wind and bat my eyelashes. Jumping, especially in the south and in the summer, is a dirty, nasty, and fucking amazing sport, and if you only care for the women in this sport that are "hot" you are really missing out on a lot.

To be fair, I am damn jealous of those women who look perfect while jumping and have the skills to match.

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I thoroughly enjoy myself


Duuuuh!
How many dudes per chick at any DZ you know of?
10-1? If i were the only duded to 10 girls I would be bat shit happy!
Ever wonder why dude teathers are so "happy" :)*corrected due to spelling! :P BITE ME!
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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I thoroughly enjoy myself


Duuuuh!
How many dudes per chick at any DZ you know of?
10-1? If i were the only duded to 10 girls I would be bat shit happy!
Ever wonder why dude teaters are so "happy" :)


What is a teater?

I don't jump for the boys, nor do I wear make up for the boys. Hell, I certainly didn't suffer through two years at a military engineering college for the dudes either (before coming to my senses and switching to a business school). But, clearly, I am only happy because I surround myself with males :P

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