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Innuendo aside.
I think as I recall per the list on my kitchen wall;
1) Active, in shape
2) Smart, minimum BS in something
3) STABLE!
5) Not allergic to cats
6) Likes to laugh
7) Likes to travel
8) Likes mom
9) Easy to live with
10) Likes me

Yeah this list is on my kitchen wall.
It has been there for a year. The only change came from stable to STABLE!
I've had various dates over for dinner and they have read the list and not a single one has ever accused me of being shallow. However most have asked why #10 was "Like me" and not #1.
The answer was that if she liked 1-9 that 10 was a given.
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2) Smart, minimum BS in something



So those people without a minimum of a BS are not smart?
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2) Smart, minimum BS in something



So those people without a minimum of a BS are not smart?



yup ;):ph34r::P:)


Well, I guess smarts has nothing to do with landing a great job, making a truck load of cash then... huh?:P


Oh, and an hour lunch. ;):D
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Innuendo aside.
I think as I recall per the list on my kitchen wall;
1) Active, in shape
2) Smart, minimum BS in something
3) STABLE!
5) Not allergic to cats
6) Likes to laugh
7) Likes to travel
8) Likes mom
9) Easy to live with
10) Likes me

Yeah this list is on my kitchen wall.
It has been there for a year. The only change came from stable to STABLE!
I've had various dates over for dinner and they have read the list and not a single one has ever accused me of being shallow. However most have asked why #10 was "Like me" and not #1.
The answer was that if she liked 1-9 that 10 was a given.



I don't think that's a shallow list at all :)

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2) Smart, minimum BS in something



So those people without a minimum of a BS are not smart?


Nope, but as stated in the other thread, I paid for my X wifes education. I will NEVER DO THAT AGAIN for anyone! No more "projects".
I'm too busy and too old for that shit
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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2) Smart, minimum BS in something



So those people without a minimum of a BS are not smart?



yup ;):ph34r::P:)


Well, I guess smarts has nothing to do with landing a great job, making a truck load of cash then... huh?:P


Oh, and an hour lunch. ;):D


Well, yeah, anyone can be a prostitute :P

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Innuendo aside.
I think as I recall per the list on my kitchen wall;
1) Active, in shape
2) Smart, minimum BS in something
3) STABLE!
5) Not allergic to cats
6) Likes to laugh
7) Likes to travel
8) Likes mom
9) Easy to live with
10) Likes me

Yeah this list is on my kitchen wall.
It has been there for a year. The only change came from stable to STABLE!
I've had various dates over for dinner and they have read the list and not a single one has ever accused me of being shallow. However most have asked why #10 was "Like me" and not #1.
The answer was that if she liked 1-9 that 10 was a given.


Serious question, can you post a photo of that list in your kitchen?

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I don't think that's a shallow list at all :)


That's what I keep telling people! :|

As for a photo....ahh sure...i guess....
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2) Smart, minimum BS in something



So those people without a minimum of a BS are not smart?



yup ;):ph34r::P:)


Well, I guess smarts has nothing to do with landing a great job, making a truck load of cash then... huh?:P


Oh, and an hour lunch. ;):D


Well, yeah, anyone can be a prostitute :P


You swore to never tell the world my job... [:/]


Guess now yall know why I can be online all day, but not found at night. >:(
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2) Smart, minimum BS in something



So those people without a minimum of a BS are not smart?


Nope, but as stated in the other thread, I paid for my X wifes education. I will NEVER DO THAT AGAIN for anyone! No more "projects".
I'm too busy and too old for that shit



So, what if she has no intention of making you pay for her education, or even if she didn't want to further it?
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So, what if she has no intention of making you pay for her education, or even if she didn't want to further it?


It's taxing.
I had no problem with PAYING for my X wifes education. What I had a problem was with what I PAID in terms of time.
I cooked, I cleaned, I keept the house and our lives on track so all she had to do was focus on her studies. I cared deeply for her and as such I put her and her studies above my own wants and needs.
I was "investing" in my future with her.
That investment went bad. And as such I will no longer "pay" for anyones education.

She can pay for her own education and wash and fold her own clothes and if she is hungry well....make your own darn meal. What do i look like your freaking butler!
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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She can pay for her own education and wash and fold her own clothes and if she is hungry well....make your own darn meal. What do i look like your freaking butler!



Amstalder is doing all of that, for her and her 'pretty little princess'. You say it like people can't multi task.
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She can pay for her own education and wash and fold her own clothes and if she is hungry well....make your own darn meal. What do i look like your freaking butler!



Amstalder is doing all of that, for her and her 'pretty little princess'. You say it like people can't multi task.


:)
ETA: and he's my pretty pink princess :P

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