skydiverbry 0 #1 April 12, 2011 Is there a way to make housework interesting?? I just can't seem to get into it Should I just say "FUCK IT!!" or do I just tolerate the drudgry Bry-------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #2 April 12, 2011 Make a game of it. Every time you complete a task, send me $50You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #3 April 12, 2011 Sounds great!!! Just go ahead and PM me address and start waiting outside by the mailbox. The checks are in the mail as I finish each jobBry-------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,381 #4 April 12, 2011 This should do the trick: http://www.thenudemaids.com/ "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #5 April 12, 2011 I'm married...no nude maids are allowed around here! That is if I'd like to keep my balls intactBry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,381 #6 April 12, 2011 Quote I'm married...no nude maids are allowed around here! That is if I'd like to keep my balls intactBry The wife won't clean in the nude?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #7 April 12, 2011 You go skydiving and the wife does the housework... duhhhDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #8 April 12, 2011 Quote Quote I'm married...no nude maids are allowed around here! That is if I'd like to keep my balls intactBry The wife won't clean in the nude? My wife won't clean at all...it's my "turn"She'd tell me.."You clean in the nude and I'll watch" Bry-------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #9 April 12, 2011 Quote You go skydiving and the wife does the housework... duhhh You obviously don't know MY WIFEBry-------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,120 #10 April 12, 2011 You're telling us that your wife gave you an opportunity to parade around in front of her nude, and you're turning it down? The only way I've found to make housework tolerable is to have the right tools. Those are the ones that need the least set-up and take-down, so that you can do it in pieces. And vinegar does a better job of cleaning most everything in the bathroom, except for whitening grout. Wendy P. There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #11 April 12, 2011 The wife is not here so i'd be parading around all by myself...kinda weird don't ya think!?The right tools!!!!!??? Really? There are tools for this job!! I'm looking for an easier way out then having to use toolsWhat if I start a fire and let it consume the whole house and we just buy new already clean things after we get the insurance moneyBry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fallfast69 2 #12 April 12, 2011 A six pack and a bottle of whiskey and I'm cleaning like a happy madman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #13 April 12, 2011 Now that's the BEST IDEA yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #14 April 12, 2011 QuoteThe wife is not here..... So...what's the problem with having the French Maid? When opportunity knocks.....My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #15 April 12, 2011 I'm not stupid....she'll know.....Bry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #16 April 12, 2011 Think of how happy you'll be when your house is all shiny, tidy and dust free! What? Other people don't get excited about that like I do? She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #17 April 12, 2011 I think it's time that you stop, alter, or start your medication You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,120 #18 April 12, 2011 I'd like to offer you the chance at even more happiness Wendy P. There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fallfast69 2 #19 April 12, 2011 Quote Think of how happy you'll be when your house is all shiny, tidy and dust free! What? Other people don't get excited about that like I do? ...you crazy girl Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #20 April 12, 2011 Quote Think of how happy you'll be when your house is all shiny, tidy and dust free! What? Other people don't get excited about that like I do? I get really excited about this, too. Which is why I mostly stick to basic tidying and "keep it from getting too gross" cleaning, and call in the professionals a few times a year to give it a deep clean. Seeing how clean they make my place is very exciting. AFAIK they work fully clothed."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #21 April 12, 2011 QuoteI'd like to offer you the chance at even more happiness by cleaning my house. I'm a good cook, so I'll even feed you afterwards I would totally trade food for cleaning. I also love organizing, especially closets!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #22 April 12, 2011 QuoteIs there a way to make housework interesting?? Don't you love making that hounds-tooth pattern in the carpet with the vacuum cleaner? And then you have to tiptoe around the edges of it to keep from disturbing the neat pattern. Woe be to the first person to leave their footprints across the hounds-tooth pattern! It's kind of like those meditating Japanese who use a rake to create patterns in sand in the garden. OOMMMMM! OOMMMMM! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #23 April 12, 2011 Yes..... hire a maid then have her get you a beer.... TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #24 April 13, 2011 Quote Think of how happy you'll be when your house is all shiny, tidy and dust free! I don't like doing housework, but once it's all straightened up I like to sit back with a cold beer and a good book and enjoy the harmony of it all. Dust free? I don't think that happens in our house. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #25 April 13, 2011 Quote Dust free? I don't think that happens in our house. My house is good with the dust staying away for a few days, it's the cat hair problem that I have. It's never-ending! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
