airtwardo 6 #1 April 18, 2011 When did every freakin' business in town start thinking it was a good idea to ask me for MORE money than I just spent?? So far today I've been asked by the Jack-in-the-box clown (breakfast), the old guy with the eye-patch at Taco Bell (lunch), the tattooed pimple factory cashier at Walgreen, the dizzy blond with 9 pounds of jewelry in her face at the dry cleaners, the pissy grocery store clerk, and the hot braless redheaded clerk at Chevron...(I gave HER two bucks for...oh hell I don't remember, but it sounded like a good cause. ) ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,381 #2 April 19, 2011 Quote ...and the hot braless redheaded clerk at Chevron... Where's the pics?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #3 April 19, 2011 Quote Quote ...and the hot braless redheaded clerk at Chevron... Where's the pics? That is what I was thinkingDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #4 April 19, 2011 Quote and the hot braless redheaded clerk at Chevron...(I gave HER two bucks for...oh hell I don't remember, but it sounded like a good cause.) I hope you accidentally dropped it so she'd have to pick it up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #5 April 19, 2011 Quote When did every freakin' business in town start thinking it was a good idea to ask me for MORE money than I just spent?? I also question how much of this money actually makes it to the charity involved.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,381 #6 April 19, 2011 Now why the heck did you delete the response to "Ya Perverts"?That was great! "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #7 April 19, 2011 Quote I also question how much of this money actually makes it to the charity involved. THAT is always a good question. It's interesting to look at the percentages that go for operating costs in many non-profits. We have an entire catalog of charities we may donate to through payroll deductions at my workplace. That's one of the items listed for each requester. I know V and I do all of our expenses for the Leap for Lupus out of pocket each year, from web fees to postage to hiring a band and buying beer. Don't know if I'll be able to afford that after I retire. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #8 April 19, 2011 Quote Now why the heck did you delete the response to "Ya Perverts"?That was great! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #9 April 19, 2011 QuoteQuote I also question how much of this money actually makes it to the charity involved. THAT is always a good question. It's interesting to look at the percentages that go for operating costs in many non-profits. Quote There was a donation 'scam' down here a few years back that was spotlighted, the guy had a 20 person boiler room taking donations for the 'just say no' organization. The donations tallied over 90% for him less than 10% for the cause...the 'scam' was he disclosed quite different numbers. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JohnMitchell 14 #10 April 19, 2011 I thought just say "NO" meant Nitrous Oxide. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites popsjumper 2 #11 April 19, 2011 You just outted yourself on what it is that you do during the day. My ex, the shop-a-holic that she was, didn't do THAT much running around town. Personally, I think she had her boyfriend do the shopping and just picked it up as she left his house. It's a funny vision of you talking to a Jack-in-the-Box clown....probably trading jokes and squirting each other with seltzer bottles. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 6 #12 April 19, 2011 Quote You just outted yourself on what it is that you do during the day. My ex, the shop-a-holic that she was, didn't do THAT much running around town. Personally, I think she had her boyfriend do the shopping and just picked it up as she left his house. It's a funny vision of you talking to a Jack-in-the-Box clown....probably trading jokes and squirting each other with seltzer bottles. Hey... Mom's out drivin the bus till Saturday and since we just got back from an extended tour of Europe and the middle east...SOMEBODY has to run errands! Now gimme back my seltzer bottle! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
JohnMitchell 14 #10 April 19, 2011 I thought just say "NO" meant Nitrous Oxide. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #11 April 19, 2011 You just outted yourself on what it is that you do during the day. My ex, the shop-a-holic that she was, didn't do THAT much running around town. Personally, I think she had her boyfriend do the shopping and just picked it up as she left his house. It's a funny vision of you talking to a Jack-in-the-Box clown....probably trading jokes and squirting each other with seltzer bottles. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #12 April 19, 2011 Quote You just outted yourself on what it is that you do during the day. My ex, the shop-a-holic that she was, didn't do THAT much running around town. Personally, I think she had her boyfriend do the shopping and just picked it up as she left his house. It's a funny vision of you talking to a Jack-in-the-Box clown....probably trading jokes and squirting each other with seltzer bottles. Hey... Mom's out drivin the bus till Saturday and since we just got back from an extended tour of Europe and the middle east...SOMEBODY has to run errands! Now gimme back my seltzer bottle! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
