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Nah see the major problem with women is this....and I have no idea why you girls do this.
You say you don't want X and then you turn around and go for X.




Sorry Shah I know plenty of guys who do the exact same thing. They want a nice girl; they end up with the known psycho bitch. They don't want a relationship; they end up in a committed long distance one.

I totally and completely admit women are crazy. But guys aren't all that much easier to figure out either. People are crazy; women just talk about it more. :P

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I like my women like I like my coffee......



Reheated and bitter?


Ground up and in the freezer.


sweet & creamy.

Purchased from plantations in South America?

instant & cheap? ;)

Thin and weak?

$1.95 at the corner store?



in the kitchen?

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I like my women like I like my coffee......



Reheated and bitter?


Ground up and in the freezer.


sweet & creamy.


Purchased from plantations in South America?

instant & cheap? ;)

Thin and weak?

$1.95 at the corner store?


in the kitchen?

wet and full of liquor?

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I like my women like I like my coffee......



Reheated and bitter?

Ground up and in the freezer.

sweet & creamy.

Purchased from plantations in South America?

instant & cheap? ;)

Thin and weak?

$1.95 at the corner store?


in the kitchen?

wet and full of liquor?

Free in a hotel room?
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If you are celibate because you can't get a woman, rather than because that's what you prefer, you should look to yourself and not blame the women.



nope...it's just what I prefer @ the moment..I can get women, it's just not worth it to me..the last couple were unsolicited

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Sorry Shah I know plenty of guys who do the exact same thing. They want a nice girl; they end up with the known psycho bitch. They don't want a relationship; they end up in a committed long distance one.

I totally and completely admit women are crazy. But guys aren't all that much easier to figure out either. People are crazy; women just talk about it more. :P


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But we have an excuse....BECAUSE SHE IS HOT! B|
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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Not all women are feminists, nor are all nice guys spine less, ball less sacks of shit [:/]

After the initial attraction DECIPHOR what you really

want, expect or don't want..the rest falls into place

with mutual respect, dignity, self respect & self dignity ! :P

It IS that simple ;)

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I totally and completely admit women are crazy. But guys aren't all that much easier to figure out either. People are crazy; women just talk about it more. :P



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Everyone is crazy except you and me and I'm not so sure about you:P


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If you are celibate because you can't get a woman, rather than because that's what you prefer, you should look to yourself and not blame the women.



nope...it's just what I prefer @ the moment..I can get women, it's just not worth it to me..the last couple were unsolicited



+1000

I fully agree with everything you've said and, in fact, live my life very much the same way. Seems without another person to worry about keeping happy I somehow have way more money.
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I like my women like I like my coffee......



- Reheated and bitter?
- Ground up and in the freezer.
- sweet & creamy.
- Purchased from plantations in South America?
- instant & cheap?
- Thin and weak?
- $1.95 at the corner store?
- in the kitchen?
- wet and full of liquor?
- Free in a hotel room?



Naked and stuffed in a burlap sack?

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I don't understand women.

I don't want to understand women.

I want to enjoy every mysterious thing about them. They're like miracles. If you could explain them, it just wouldn't be as good.B|

Besides, they don't understand me either. At least, that's what they've always told me. :P:D:D

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I like my women like I like my coffee......



- Reheated and bitter?
- Ground up and in the freezer.
- sweet & creamy.
- Purchased from plantations in South America?
- instant & cheap?
- Thin and weak?
- $1.95 at the corner store?
- in the kitchen?
- wet and full of liquor?
- Free in a hotel room?



Naked and stuffed in a burlap sack?



How about a woman that knows her place?

I see so many "career orientented" women trying to "make it ina man's world"

Most are just stuck-up unhappy bitches, constantly working in vanity.

Just come home to daddy and we'll make everything better. You know that's what you want....a dominant male who will take care of everything and give you some sweet lovin'

why do you broads fight it so much...what do ya'll have to prove?

...seriously, you ain't foolin nobody.

Just because one "man" f***ed up doesn't mean you have to go fend for yourself...

Why would you want to put yourself through that dog-eat-dog bullshit when there is a perfectly suitible man ready to take the world for you?
Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are...

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I don't understand women.

I don't want to understand women.

I want to enjoy every mysterious thing about them. They're like miracles. If you could explain them, it just wouldn't be as good.B|

Besides, they don't understand me either. At least, that's what they've always told me. :P:D:D



I agree. I am surprised what I thought would be a light hearted thread reads more like a Samaritans help line transcript:D
Experienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived.

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I don't understand women.

I don't want to understand women.

I want to enjoy every mysterious thing about them. They're like miracles. If you could explain them, it just wouldn't be as good.B|

Besides, they don't understand me either. At least, that's what they've always told me. :P:D:D



I agree. I am surprised what I thought would be a light hearted thread reads more like a Samaritans help line transcript:D


actually...women are pretty simple:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCKc_y86mCc

especially if you can read their poker faces:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOiEsMl5LJs

It's all quite sad actually...so is life.

*edit*
sorry, I have to plug the actual video...part of my contract with the devil Hollywood:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bESGLojNYSo

I just can't believe it got almost 75 million hits...I'm embarassed...I thought the people would be less superficial.

...but the beginning is pretty sweet....in'it?;)
Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are...

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It's not the understanding ... it's the journey towards understanding that's fun:)



Bless you sir...ignorance is bliss.:P

I hope you never find what you're looking for...

I reckon it might be quite dissapointing.

*Edit*
I'm actually glad I didn't play a part in this vid...I woulda caled it "Boasting Inequity"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV1FrqwZyKw
Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are...

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It's not the understanding ... it's the journey towards understanding that's fun:)



Bless you sir...ignorance is bliss.:P

I hope you never find what you're looking for...

I reckon it might be quite dissapointing.



I reckon that you're right ..... Disappointment is like a coin ... it has two side.. I 'may' cause as much (or more[:/]) as I receive

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

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