missbrz 0 #26 April 8, 2011 Quote Nah see the major problem with women is this....and I have no idea why you girls do this. You say you don't want X and then you turn around and go for X. Sorry Shah I know plenty of guys who do the exact same thing. They want a nice girl; they end up with the known psycho bitch. They don't want a relationship; they end up in a committed long distance one. I totally and completely admit women are crazy. But guys aren't all that much easier to figure out either. People are crazy; women just talk about it more. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #27 April 8, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote I like my women like I like my coffee...... Reheated and bitter? Ground up and in the freezer. sweet & creamy. Purchased from plantations in South America? instant & cheap? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #28 April 8, 2011 Quote I like my women like I like my coffee...... Reheated and bitter? Ground up and in the freezer. sweet & creamy. Purchased from plantations in South America? instant & cheap? Thin and weak?lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pyrotech 0 #29 April 8, 2011 Quote Quote I like my women like I like my coffee...... Reheated and bitter? Ground up and in the freezer. sweet & creamy. Purchased from plantations in South America? instant & cheap? Thin and weak? $1.95 at the corner store? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #30 April 8, 2011 Quote Quote Quote I like my women like I like my coffee...... Reheated and bitter? Ground up and in the freezer. sweet & creamy. Purchased from plantations in South America? instant & cheap? Thin and weak? $1.95 at the corner store? in the kitchen? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pyrotech 0 #31 April 8, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote I like my women like I like my coffee...... Reheated and bitter? Ground up and in the freezer. sweet & creamy. Purchased from plantations in South America? instant & cheap? Thin and weak? $1.95 at the corner store? in the kitchen? wet and full of liquor? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #32 April 8, 2011 Quote I like my women like I like my coffee...... Reheated and bitter? Ground up and in the freezer. sweet & creamy. Purchased from plantations in South America? instant & cheap? Thin and weak? $1.95 at the corner store? in the kitchen? wet and full of liquor? Free in a hotel room?lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deltron80 0 #33 April 8, 2011 Quote If you are celibate because you can't get a woman, rather than because that's what you prefer, you should look to yourself and not blame the women. nope...it's just what I prefer @ the moment..I can get women, it's just not worth it to me..the last couple were unsolicited Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thedivingdog 0 #34 April 9, 2011 You are one strange ass dude shah. I suggest hookers and booze. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #35 April 9, 2011 Quote Sorry Shah I know plenty of guys who do the exact same thing. They want a nice girl; they end up with the known psycho bitch. They don't want a relationship; they end up in a committed long distance one. I totally and completely admit women are crazy. But guys aren't all that much easier to figure out either. People are crazy; women just talk about it more. missbrz But we have an excuse....BECAUSE SHE IS HOT! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #36 April 9, 2011 A man who understands a woman completely is not a man. Try all you want but you will never figure them out. There is always a curve ball. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygypsie 2 #37 April 9, 2011 Not all women are feminists, nor are all nice guys spine less, ball less sacks of shit After the initial attraction DECIPHOR what you really want, expect or don't want..the rest falls into place with mutual respect, dignity, self respect & self dignity ! It IS that simple Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krip 2 #38 April 9, 2011 Hi Miss Quote I totally and completely admit women are crazy. But guys aren't all that much easier to figure out either. People are crazy; women just talk about it more. Quote Everyone is crazy except you and me and I'm not so sure about you One Jump Wonder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #39 April 9, 2011 QuoteQuote If you are celibate because you can't get a woman, rather than because that's what you prefer, you should look to yourself and not blame the women. nope...it's just what I prefer @ the moment..I can get women, it's just not worth it to me..the last couple were unsolicited +1000 I fully agree with everything you've said and, in fact, live my life very much the same way. Seems without another person to worry about keeping happy I somehow have way more money.Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #40 April 10, 2011 QuoteUnderstanding women Women are a colloquial paradox... Simple!Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #41 April 10, 2011 QuoteQuoteI like my women like I like my coffee...... - Reheated and bitter? - Ground up and in the freezer. - sweet & creamy. - Purchased from plantations in South America? - instant & cheap? - Thin and weak? - $1.95 at the corner store? - in the kitchen? - wet and full of liquor? - Free in a hotel room? Naked and stuffed in a burlap sack? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #42 April 10, 2011 Quote Seems without another person to worry about keeping happy I somehow have way more money. How's that furlough treatin' ya?You can always come stay with us. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #43 April 10, 2011 I don't understand women. I don't want to understand women. I want to enjoy every mysterious thing about them. They're like miracles. If you could explain them, it just wouldn't be as good.Besides, they don't understand me either. At least, that's what they've always told me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #44 April 10, 2011 QuoteQuoteQuoteI like my women like I like my coffee...... - Reheated and bitter? - Ground up and in the freezer. - sweet & creamy. - Purchased from plantations in South America? - instant & cheap? - Thin and weak? - $1.95 at the corner store? - in the kitchen? - wet and full of liquor? - Free in a hotel room? Naked and stuffed in a burlap sack? How about a woman that knows her place? I see so many "career orientented" women trying to "make it ina man's world" Most are just stuck-up unhappy bitches, constantly working in vanity. Just come home to daddy and we'll make everything better. You know that's what you want....a dominant male who will take care of everything and give you some sweet lovin' why do you broads fight it so much...what do ya'll have to prove? ...seriously, you ain't foolin nobody. Just because one "man" f***ed up doesn't mean you have to go fend for yourself... Why would you want to put yourself through that dog-eat-dog bullshit when there is a perfectly suitible man ready to take the world for you?Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nigel99 143 #45 April 10, 2011 Quote I don't understand women. I don't want to understand women. I want to enjoy every mysterious thing about them. They're like miracles. If you could explain them, it just wouldn't be as good.Besides, they don't understand me either. At least, that's what they've always told me. I agree. I am surprised what I thought would be a light hearted thread reads more like a Samaritans help line transcriptExperienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #46 April 10, 2011 Quote Quote I don't understand women. I don't want to understand women. I want to enjoy every mysterious thing about them. They're like miracles. If you could explain them, it just wouldn't be as good.Besides, they don't understand me either. At least, that's what they've always told me. I agree. I am surprised what I thought would be a light hearted thread reads more like a Samaritans help line transcript actually...women are pretty simple: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCKc_y86mCc especially if you can read their poker faces: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOiEsMl5LJs It's all quite sad actually...so is life. *edit* sorry, I have to plug the actual video...part of my contract with the devil Hollywood: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bESGLojNYSo I just can't believe it got almost 75 million hits...I'm embarassed...I thought the people would be less superficial. ...but the beginning is pretty sweet....in'it?Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #47 April 10, 2011 It's not the understanding ... it's the journey towards understanding that's fun (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #48 April 10, 2011 Quote It's not the understanding ... it's the journey towards understanding that's fun Bless you sir...ignorance is bliss.I hope you never find what you're looking for... I reckon it might be quite dissapointing. *Edit* I'm actually glad I didn't play a part in this vid...I woulda caled it "Boasting Inequity" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV1FrqwZyKwYour secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #49 April 10, 2011 Here is the fourth piece to understanding women: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niqrrmev4mA&feature=artistob&playnext=1&list=TLQ0aYKEtnHIs If you've figured out the riddle...I feel your pain. My deepest sympathies.Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #50 April 10, 2011 Quote Quote It's not the understanding ... it's the journey towards understanding that's fun Bless you sir...ignorance is bliss.I hope you never find what you're looking for... I reckon it might be quite dissapointing. I reckon that you're right ..... Disappointment is like a coin ... it has two side.. I 'may' cause as much (or more) as I receive (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites