pyrotech 0 #26 April 7, 2011 Are we talking the first Resident Evil zombies, or Left 4 Dead zombies? Resident Evil zombies: Machete would be my weapon of choice. They move slow, their bites don't do a lot of damage, and you don't turn into a zombie when they bite you. Guns don't seem to work well, unless you've got a shotgun and are shooting at short range. Shotguns take too long to load. Decapitate instead. Left 4 Dead zombies: Suicide. Death before dishonor. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #27 April 7, 2011 Hoard twinkies and get protection from woody harrelsonDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #28 April 7, 2011 Quote Quote That would be a sucker bet that you would have the rest of a very short life to think about. I suppose I could just wait outside until you starve to death... ...chicken! I will take my chances on that one too. A siege does not work for those who did not prepare appropriately. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #29 April 7, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Other... how do YOU plan to survive the zombie apocalypse!!??! One shot one kill... unless you can line up a few heads for extra points. where is the chainsaw option ? I have 3 and plenty of fuel and oil.... but the smellll.. eeesh.. I prefer a much longer range option.... to keep from stinkin up the place. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #30 April 7, 2011 QuoteAre we talking the first Resident Evil zombies, or Left 4 Dead zombies? Resident Evil zombies: Machete would be my weapon of choice. They move slow, their bites don't do a lot of damage, and you don't turn into a zombie when they bite you. Guns don't seem to work well, unless you've got a shotgun and are shooting at short range. Shotguns take too long to load. Decapitate instead. Left 4 Dead zombies: Suicide. Death before dishonor. nah, the left 4 dead zombies arent really that bad. the 28 days later zombies, now those fuckers were fast!!Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #31 April 7, 2011 http://zombiefit.org/ Fitness program for the Zombie Apocalypse. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #32 April 7, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote Other... how do YOU plan to survive the zombie apocalypse!!??! One shot one kill... unless you can line up a few heads for extra points. where is the chainsaw option ? I have 3 and plenty of fuel and oil.... but the smellll.. eeesh.. I prefer a much longer range option.... to keep from stinkin up the place. Got to agree with red on this one. I like the long range option, with two well maintained pistols for closer in work (suppressors optional), and when all the bullets are gone and everything is still going pear shaped and sideways, a pair of Kukris. Honestly I worry more about food than dealing with the shambling semi-deceased. (I deal with them at work already) But then again, there are some decent farms nearby that may suddenly become available, and the sea and sound have got food aplenty.witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #33 April 7, 2011 I will project myself to be with Amazon, Clay, or James... Don't scoff, if we get to talk zombies, I get to believe in astral projection to a safe place! g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #34 April 8, 2011 QuoteAre we talking the first Resident Evil zombies, or Left 4 Dead zombies? Resident Evil zombies: Machete would be my weapon of choice. They move slow, their bites don't do a lot of damage, and you don't turn into a zombie when they bite you. Guns don't seem to work well, unless you've got a shotgun and are shooting at short range. Shotguns take too long to load. Decapitate instead. Left 4 Dead zombies: Suicide. Death before dishonor. Shotguns are quickly loaded if you train for it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maxwellman23 0 #35 April 8, 2011 The answer is so obvious considering what skillz we posses; load a skyvan or otter with skydivers, these skydivers of course will have supplies attached to them. Find a remote location in Alaska to jump into or a remote island. after that it's a matter or hunkering down and learning how to live off the land. With a diverse group of 30 or so people you would be fine. Now just wait 12 months, send out scouts afterward I am ALIVE! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stem13 0 #36 April 8, 2011 I often base my views of people on this question. Typically I ask this question on a first date. If the guy has no answer (they never actually "thought" about it before) they are a dud some sort of crazy liquor cheeseburger party Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #37 April 13, 2011 QuoteOne shot one kill Rule #2: Double-Tap!Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #38 April 13, 2011 QuoteQuoteOne shot one kill Rule #2: Double-Tap! Depends a LOT on your weaponry dahhhhrlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #39 April 13, 2011 QuoteQuoteQuoteOne shot one kill Rule #2: Double-Tap! Depends a LOT on your weaponry dahhhhrlin No. Always double-tap. It's the rule.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #40 April 13, 2011 Quote Quote Quote That would be a sucker bet that you would have the rest of a very short life to think about. I suppose I could just wait outside until you starve to death... ...chicken! I will take my chances on that one too. A siege does not work for those who did not prepare appropriately. The question is how are you gonna survive? I'm a zombie...expecting me to prepare appropriately is rather delusional. I just want to eat your brains.Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #41 April 13, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote That would be a sucker bet that you would have the rest of a very short life to think about. I suppose I could just wait outside until you starve to death... ...chicken! I will take my chances on that one too. A siege does not work for those who did not prepare appropriately. The question is how are you gonna survive? I'm a zombie...expecting me to prepare appropriately is rather delusional. I just want to eat your brains. Smallish hole in the front... back of the head.. nonexistent.... zombie "brains" misted all over behind them... priceless. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #42 April 13, 2011 For me the important question is: Can zombies swim? can they shamble across the sound if the depth of water is over their head? If not, then it's hard to think of somewhere better than "life on a sandbar". Take out two bridges and we're golden. Or if it goes quick, head south, take out one bridge that's about ready to collapse anyway, and no zombies other than the very small local population. Since a number of them are shambling near-dead already, dealing with them as shambling undead shouldn't be all that difficult! Best of all, I'll have a reason for fishing, crabbing, and ocean type fun all day, and the garden is on its way to full up and running status. Plenty of feral pigs and small herd of deer to pass the time and restock the pantry as necessary. Shoot, the more I think about it, the more I wonder if we wouldn't be better out here if the zombpocalyse did happen. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
david3 0 #43 April 13, 2011 QuoteFor me the important question is: Can zombies swim? can they shamble across the sound if the depth of water is over their head? They are dead. I don’t think they will drown. Maybe they will just walk across the bottom and come out on the other side. . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #44 April 13, 2011 QuoteQuoteFor me the important question is: Can zombies swim? can they shamble across the sound if the depth of water is over their head? They are dead. I don’t think they will drown. Maybe they will just walk across the bottom and come out on the other side. . just like in pirates of the Caribbean!Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stem13 0 #45 April 13, 2011 QuoteQuoteQuoteFor me the important question is: Can zombies swim? can they shamble across the sound if the depth of water is over their head? They are dead. I don’t think they will drown. Maybe they will just walk across the bottom and come out on the other side. . just like in pirates of the Caribbean! Or how about the awesome zombie vs shark scene in the movie Zombie...? Water is no barriersome sort of crazy liquor cheeseburger party Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
david3 0 #46 April 13, 2011 On an almost completely unrelated note, who is going to the show? http://www.bruce-campbell.com/pilot.asp?pg=edm_2010 Evil Dead the Musical Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #47 April 16, 2011 My plans would include weapons, ammo AND a "bug out bag"!! I've heard that the bug out bag is THE MOST IMPORTANT PART! - now a better question would be what are your plans for next year with the Mayan Predictions of the End of the World?! Zombies are easy to deal with... at least the world is still there. BUT... what if there is NO WORLD? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #48 April 16, 2011 Are you heading for the mountains? Do you have a plate carrier? Maybe you should get a 6.5 in case the zombies are out at 1000 yds. and a 6.8 for CQC. What kind of knife do you have for close in fighting? Will you use a Katana or a cutlass? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #49 April 16, 2011 Bolo... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #50 April 16, 2011 I plan on jumping upwards off a trampoline at the precise moment the planet disappears. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
