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Your plans for the Zombie Apocalypse

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I often base my views of people on this question.

Typically I ask this question on a first date. If the guy has no answer (they never actually "thought" about it before) they are a dud :P



Dam! If I were single I'd ask for that first date.

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They are dead. I don’t think they will drown. Maybe they will just walk across the bottom and come out on the other side.
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don't you think the bottom feeders might just pick them apart as they walk across the bottom? Or the water might just wrinkle them apart?

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They are dead. I don’t think they will drown. Maybe they will just walk across the bottom and come out on the other side.
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don't you think the bottom feeders might just pick them apart as they walk across the bottom? Or the water might just wrinkle them apart?


Not so fast.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4g8fCxyAVHs&feature=related

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What good is all that concrete when there's a giant roll up door that a small car could probably bash in?



Place a row of large concrete planters out in front of it, spaced less than a car-width apart - the car would never make it to the roll-up door.

Can zombies drive? I didn't think they had that kind of fine motor skills... (pun intended)

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Can zombies drive? I didn't think they had that kind of fine motor skills... (pun intended)



I bet a cab driver that spent their whole lives driving could drive in zombie-state. It's kinda like walking, they're not real good, but ... have you seen the way cabbies drive?
Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD

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What good is all that concrete when there's a giant roll up door that a small car could probably bash in?



Place a row of large concrete planters out in front of it, spaced less than a car-width apart - the car would never make it to the roll-up door.

Can zombies drive? I didn't think they had that kind of fine motor skills... (pun intended)



Decorative 24" bollards sunk into the ground 10 feet would do the trick.

I would use some stainless steel pipe and fill with 6 bag concrete, no gravel, just carbon filaments.

The drawbridge could be made safe by using a steel grid and running 2000 amps through it for when you don't want someone using it.

Lets not forget the natural gas dispensing nozzles at 50 meters out on the perimeter and also a 5 rings of of claymores in concentric circles placed in small concrete housings to protect them from tampering, all you need is a nice little box with a thin stainless or Plexiglas front, start the perimeter at 800 meters out.

Also needed is a large pit and a front end loader for disposing of the debris from the zombies that would be stinking up the lawn.

Bury a 10,00 gallon tank next to it filled with polystyrene and gasoline mixed into a lovely gel, a pump that is solar powered and a nice spray nozzle with piezoelectric igniter.

I would run a series of HDPE tubes under the lawn and have quick connect fittings so you could use it most anywhere on the property.

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