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Other... how do YOU plan to survive the zombie apocalypse!!??!

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:D



I am the Zombie...hahahha.:P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcKxMoJB4L0&playnext=1&list=PL0A980C7D38FEEF77

Good Luck!:D

"Return Of The Phantom Stranger"

Shape shifting high
and a haunted eye.
Falling plastic and paper demons!
No trace of time,
I'm branded sly,
I am your ghostmaster baby free me.

All you know,
is alone,
you see a,
Phantom Stranger!
Down you go,
all alone,
you love my,
Phantom Stranger!

My sinister sounds
Sweep the grounds
Still-born I Lie beneath it
I throw it away
the freaks all stay
Deformed and laughing screaming!

All you know,
is alone,
you see a,
Phantom Stranger!
Down you go,
all alone,
you love my,
Phantom Stranger!

A wretched heart
in the dark decay,
dominate forever...
Destroy the things you love
and see if I remember

All you know,
is alone,
you see a,
Phantom Stranger!
down you go
all alone
you love my,
Phantom Stranger!


What are you gonna do?

Encore:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzJEpch-i6A&feature=autoplay&list=PL0A980C7D38FEEF77&index=9&playnext=2

Save yourself if you can!!!

How?!?

Answer:http://slr123.edublogs.org/files/2010/09/348px-Alphaomega_svg.png
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Firstly get this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Zombie_Survival_Guide
Yes i own that already:ph34r::ph34r:


Then get some of these

http://www.amazon.com/Ultimate-Zombie-Apocalypse-Survival-Kit/lm/R28XMOLHVJAYPF

I also have a small mobilehome with a 2KVa generator, for self sufficiency on the roadB|

I'm READYB|B|

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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Me? I'm stocking up on Twinkies and waiting for Woody Harrelson to show up. That guy is just an artist when it comes to killin' zombies.
quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

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Me? I'm stocking up on Twinkies and waiting for Woody Harrelson to show up. That guy is just an artist when it comes to killin' zombies.


I'm commin' after you first!

Need to humble your arse, plus i haven't had a twinkie since i was 5!!!...:P
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One shot one kill... unless you can line up a few heads for extra points.:D


Lmao...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vV0NoICl7cE&feature=autoplay&list=PL0A980C7D38FEEF77&index=10&playnext=3

"God hates the lords of Salem
No one can save them
God hates the lords of Salem
No one can destroy them"

Your gun won't be enough...trust me sugar momma.;)
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Some zombie make-up. Pretend to be a zombie, and head straight towards the nearest sexy unarmed women with zombie arms out, with hands facing up instead of down though :)

That would constitute a boobies vote right?

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Some zombie make-up. Pretend to be a zombie, and head straight towards the nearest sexy unarmed women with zombie arms out, with hands facing up instead of down though :)

That would constitute a boobies vote right?



Don't lie to yourself, it gives your pleasure...;)

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One shot one kill... unless you can line up a few heads for extra points.:D


Lmao...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vV0NoICl7cE&feature=autoplay&list=PL0A980C7D38FEEF77&index=10&playnext=3

"God hates the lords of Salem
No one can save them
God hates the lords of Salem
No one can destroy them"

Your gun won't be enough...trust me sugar momma.;)


All depends on how defensible your position is in defilade.

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:P

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One shot one kill... unless you can line up a few heads for extra points.:D


Lmao...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vV0NoICl7cE&feature=autoplay&list=PL0A980C7D38FEEF77&index=10&playnext=3

"God hates the lords of Salem
No one can save them
God hates the lords of Salem
No one can destroy them"

Your gun won't be enough...trust me sugar momma.;)


All depends on how defensible your position is in defilade.


I doubt you could ever stop me.
Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are...

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One shot one kill... unless you can line up a few heads for extra points.:D


Lmao...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vV0NoICl7cE&feature=autoplay&list=PL0A980C7D38FEEF77&index=10&playnext=3

"God hates the lords of Salem
No one can save them
God hates the lords of Salem
No one can destroy them"

Your gun won't be enough...trust me sugar momma.;)


All depends on how defensible your position is in defilade.


I doubt you could ever stop me.


That would be a sucker bet that you would have the rest of a very short life to think about.

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That would be a sucker bet that you would have the rest of a very short life to think about.



I suppose I could just wait outside until you starve to death...

...chicken!:P
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One shot one kill... unless you can line up a few heads for extra points.:D
where is the chainsaw option ? :D
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That would be a sucker bet that you would have the rest of a very short life to think about.



I suppose I could just wait outside until you starve to death...

...chicken!:P


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjMiDZIY1bM


I know right, it's not like I'm unreasonable...
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One shot one kill... unless you can line up a few heads for extra points.:Dwhere is the chainsaw option ? :D

Depends on what kind of zombies you're talking about.

The traditional and slowly shambling zombie can easily be dispatched with a chain saw. All you have to remember is to ensure you've kept a clear path behind you so you don't trip over anything and slowly walk backwards as they approach and you'll be perfectly safe.

On the other hand, some of the newer zombies are pretty fast moving little bastards. Honestly, how they do it with half of their flesh ripped open with torn muscle and cartilage is beyond me, but maybe they were professional athletes with access to exotic pain killers and steroids. Anyway, those you absolutely want to pick off from range and not let them close the gap between the two of you.

No melee range weapons for me -- thank you very much.
quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

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well seeing as im a guy, i had to go with boobies. but i also have a M&P15 and Glock as a backup. as far as food goes, well im headin to skymamas house! lol B|

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Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet.

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