kallend 1,623 #1 April 29, 2011 There's a simple cure. www.huffingtonpost.com/michael-smerconish/semengate-stuns-scientifi_b_853164.html... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sandi 0 #2 April 29, 2011 Hmmm... suddenly feeling a little depressed. Maybe I need a "prescription."But actually, that's really interesting. I think I'll look up the research. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,382 #3 April 29, 2011 Quote Hmmm... suddenly feeling a little depressed. Maybe I need a "prescription."But actually, that's really interesting. I think I'll look up the research. Why not do your own research?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #4 April 29, 2011 Geez, we had to read to the 6th paragraph before we got to the point of the story... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sandi 0 #5 April 29, 2011 Quote Why not do your own research? That's an even better idea. I should have thought of that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #6 April 29, 2011 I'd be willing to bet he got in more trouble for quasi proposing/encouraging unprotected sex as mentally healthier but the one liner was easier to say was their issue...Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #7 April 29, 2011 Quote I'd be willing to bet he got in more trouble for quasi proposing/encouraging unprotected sex as mentally healthier but the one liner was easier to say was their issue... BINGO! Of *course* sex is more fun without condoms!! But it's taboo to say so "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #8 April 29, 2011 Sex is really really good for you. & it's not just for depression, but for heart health, reducing prostate cancer risk, healing wounds, and minimizing pain! Yay science! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5263250/ns/health-sexual_health/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #9 April 29, 2011 And it's a great dessert topping! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #10 April 29, 2011 Quote And it's a great dessert topping! I would say its more like an after dinner shot than a dessert topping Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #11 April 29, 2011 Quote Geez, we had to read to the 6th paragraph before we got to the point of the story... Just re-read the article... The "famous" line was published in Surgery News - a peer-reviewed professional trade journal... I figure the audiance is precisely the type of person who is unable to get laid in the first place, so I doubt his impicit encouragement to have unprotected sex would have had a great impact!! Honestly... People take offence to the stupidest things.. "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arvoitus 1 #12 April 29, 2011 Quote Sex is really really good for you. & it's not just for depression, but for heart health, reducing prostate cancer risk, healing wounds, and minimizing pain! Yay science! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5263250/ns/health-sexual_health/ There is a kind of a conflict in there. On the one hand you have : Quote A recent study of college students at the State University of New York in Albany suggests that semen acts as an antidepressant. Females in the study who were having sex without condoms (see safe sex caution, above) had fewer signs of depression than women who used condoms or abstained from sex. but then again : Quote “The present study shows that oral sex and swallowing sperm is correlated with a diminished occurrence of preeclampsia,” said the Dutch authors. So depending on where the semen goes you either have depression and low blood pressure or you're not depressed but you've got high blood pressure.Your rights end where my feelings begin. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #13 April 29, 2011 or just do it both ways often enough & you've got low blood pressure & happiness! problem solved! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #14 April 29, 2011 Quote Geez, we had to read to the 6th paragraph before we got to the point of the story... Did that make you depressed John (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darius11 12 #15 April 29, 2011 No wonder i have such happy hands I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #16 April 29, 2011 Quote No wonder i have such happy hands it's actually good for your skin toohttp://riveronmedia.blogspot.com/2008/08/sperm-cream-new-elixir-of-youth.html Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #17 April 29, 2011 Quote Quote Geez, we had to read to the 6th paragraph before we got to the point of the story... Did that make you depressed John No, it just annoys me when a writer beats around the bush (pun intended) and you keep reading and reading, wondering when they're going to explain the headline. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,623 #18 April 30, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Geez, we had to read to the 6th paragraph before we got to the point of the story... Did that make you depressed John No, it just annoys me when a writer beats around the bush (pun intended) and you keep reading and reading, wondering when they're going to explain the headline. ADHD?... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldrookie 0 #19 April 30, 2011 Quote Quote Sex is really really good for you. & it's not just for depression, but for heart health, reducing prostate cancer risk, healing wounds, and minimizing pain! Yay science! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5263250/ns/health-sexual_health/ There is a kind of a conflict in there. On the one hand you have : Quote A recent study of college students at the State University of New York in Albany suggests that semen acts as an antidepressant. Females in the study who were having sex without condoms (see safe sex caution, above) had fewer signs of depression than women who used condoms or abstained from sex. but then again : Quote “The present study shows that oral sex and swallowing sperm is correlated with a diminished occurrence of preeclampsia,” said the Dutch authors. So depending on where the semen goes you either have depression and low blood pressure or you're not depressed but you've got high blood pressure. Makes sense to me. You have to be pregnant to develop pre-eclampsia. You ( meaning the female participants of the study) won't get pregnant if all you do is swallow sperm. Voila! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #20 April 30, 2011 Not one mention of how to appropriately administer it. I'm thinking if depression makes women frown, then it should be applied to the mouth and face.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #21 April 30, 2011 Quote Honestly... People take offence to the stupidest things.. And the self imposed punishment was so much greater than the offense. Some people have no sense of humor. It was a small joke of how men and women are more important to each other than we ever imagined, not a call to enslave an entire gender. Those femnists need to lighten up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #22 April 30, 2011 QuoteADHD? AYBFITA? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
