headoverheels 291 #51 November 20, 2007 Seems every asshole has an opinion. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #52 November 20, 2007 Damn, beat me to it.---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kschilk 0 #53 November 20, 2007 Military regs...over and with the edge of the first sheet, lined up at top-center. Lick the end of your finger and press on the center of the edge....kinda' glues it in place and prevents unrolling. For those that got it wrong, drop & gimme' 100! For those who got it right....That is all, dismissed....carry out the plan of the day. * Ya' forgot the most likely option....at the store, still on the shelf. "T'was ever thus." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fpritchett64 0 #54 November 20, 2007 Wow...so far, 77% of the people on here are confused. At least there are a few of us that know the correct way, I mean, I just happened to notice here at work that it's mounted under and we have a cleaning service that takes care of that for us. They're professionals at mounting toilet paper with extensive training in the process...so...I guess 77% of us are incorrect. Heres a start to another boring day at work Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpoutnow 0 #55 November 20, 2007 I like it over....rover.People are crazy. Cuz there's more of 'em. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #56 November 20, 2007 Quote I'm not sure what the issue is. There is a woman in the house. They use an entire roll in only two sittings - so the roll is constantly needing changing. I have three women in the house - wife, daughter and nanny. We use TP faster than we use oxygen. For those that think "under", have you ever stayed in a hotel? It's over, so they can fold it in a neat little triangle after they clean the bathroom. Or are you saying that every hotel in the world is wrong? We can give a pardon to those that own cats Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #57 May 12, 2011 http://www.engineeringdegree.net/over-under/ Leave it to engineers to address this age old debate with precision. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #58 May 12, 2011 Quote http://www.engineeringdegree.net/over-under/ Leave it to engineers to address this age old debate with precision. Shah?"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #59 May 12, 2011 Quote Quote http://www.engineeringdegree.net/over-under/ Leave it to engineers to address this age old debate with precision. Shah? Na. Too much real data.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,051 #60 May 12, 2011 I once learned that if you Saran Wrap the toilet under the seat, but over the bowl really tight... she'll be so busy cussing you out and cleaning it up... the last thing she'll think about is if the roll was under or over.Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #61 May 12, 2011 Quote I once learned that if you Saran Wrap the toilet under the seat, but over the bowl really tight... she'll be so busy cussing you out and cleaning it up... the last thing she'll think about is if the roll was under or over. You didn't get any that night, did you? "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #62 May 12, 2011 QuoteMilitary regs...over and with the edge of the first sheet, lined up at top-center. Lick the end of your finger and press on the center of the edge....kinda' glues it in place and prevents unrolling. kinda makes you wonder about a reg that has you licking your finger in the toilet - is this just for the initial setup? just for inspection? or are the troops supposed to do this after every use? you know, to ensure the end of the roll is easily found and each soldier gets to wipe with the previous one's spit..... ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,051 #63 May 12, 2011 Quote Quote I once learned that if you Saran Wrap the toilet under the seat, but over the bowl really tight... she'll be so busy cussing you out and cleaning it up... the last thing she'll think about is if the roll was under or over. You didn't get any that night, did you? Nope. Nor the night she got drunk and I had put baby oil on the toilet seat just in the nick of time prior to her Mother Nature call. Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JerryBaumchen 1,047 #64 May 12, 2011 Hi rehmwa, Quote or are the troops supposed to do this after every use? When I was in the military I often worked in the Orderly Room keeping all of the regs & manuals up to date. I used to read them to see what was what. They actually had a reg that said you were allowed to use no more than seven squares for a #2. JerryBaumchen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,051 #65 May 13, 2011 QuoteThey actually had a reg that said you were allowed to use no more than seven squares for a #2. Now they just issue you an itty bitty packet in your MRE's... Wanna help the troops out? Send them some packages of wet wipes.Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygranny 0 #66 May 13, 2011 Quote Quote Quote http://www.engineeringdegree.net/over-under/ Leave it to engineers to address this age old debate with precision. Shah? Na. Too much real data. Khm, engineer here Love never fails Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #67 May 13, 2011 I prefer mine 'tween the cheeks of my ass. One pass only. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #68 May 13, 2011 Quote , I just happened to notice here at work that it's mounted under and we have a cleaning service that takes care of that for us. They're professionals at mounting toilet paper with extensive training in the process...so.. Their job is to stretch the supply, to make it difficult to unroll a nice pile of paper. Of course they install it WRONG! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #69 May 13, 2011 None of this matters as much as whose responsibility it is to change the darn roll: 1. the person who used the last sheet. 2. the person who needs to start the new roll.Not using the last sheet that is glued to the roll doesn't count lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #70 May 13, 2011 After you use that last sheet, you're supposed to use the cardboard tube. . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #71 May 13, 2011 Quote After you use that last sheet, you're supposed to use the cardboard tube. . . Youch!lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #72 May 13, 2011 Front to rear, front to rear . . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites