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After college, instead of renting an apartment, I bought a house. I lived alone, no pets, at the end of a cul-de-sac. Sometimes, government employees would come talk to my neighbors and ask questions about my lifestyle (DOD clearance). I don't watch television, and periodically went out to mow the lawn and garden. Not the average lifestyle of a 23-year old male.

The neighbors all kept their children away from me.
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After college, instead of renting an apartment, I bought a house. I lived alone, no pets, at the end of a cul-de-sac. Sometimes, government employees would come talk to my neighbors and ask questions about my lifestyle (DOD clearance). I don't watch television, and periodically went out to mow the lawn and garden. Not the average lifestyle of a 23-year old male.

The neighbors all kept their children away from me.



The investigators went to my old boss and said they need to talk to him about me, and flashed the badge...

"What did he do this time?" = Not the BEST answer ever. :S:D
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