mjosparky 3 #76 May 22, 2011 "You couldn’t drive a pin up my ass with a sledge hammer.” SparkyMy idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #77 May 22, 2011 It's like watching old people fuck..... I think that applies to me learning how to pack. If here eyebrows are not connected and she's not wearing sweat pants.....she's hot. Engineering school, engineering office and I hear at some dz'sLife through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #78 May 22, 2011 Quote A skydiving one from Hans when he told me off yesterday "Don't play RW with the trees" Were you at the boogie??"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nigel99 143 #79 May 23, 2011 Quote Quote A skydiving one from Hans when he told me off yesterday "Don't play RW with the trees" Were you at the boogie?? Just left. Had a good time and I am now a licensed jumper.Experienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #80 May 23, 2011 Quote Quote Quote A skydiving one from Hans when he told me off yesterday "Don't play RW with the trees" Were you at the boogie?? Just left. Had a good time and I am now a licensed jumper. CONGRATS MAN!!!! Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Abedy 0 #81 May 23, 2011 S/He's so ass-tight, if you put a piece of coal between his glutes it would turn into a diamond during the day. An army instructor (long long ago) once told me "Ya don't do that, I'll kick ya into yer ass, you'll vomit shit!" Another one: As welcome as a fart in an elevator. (Huhu, that one's even skydiving related. You sometimes value a 206 roll-up door over the sliding door of a 208 ) The sky is not the limit. The ground is. The Society of Skydiving Ducks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 135 #82 May 23, 2011 Quote An army instructor (long long ago) once told me Learning by doing, not learning by masturbation scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stuntbabex 0 #83 May 23, 2011 He/she has more talent in the corn of his shit than ---- will have in a lifetime. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
obelixtim 100 #84 May 23, 2011 You can't turn sheep shit into raspberry jam...no matter how much sugar you use... You can't polish a turd..... If bullshit was wire, you could fence Texas.... If your brains were dynamite, you couldn't blow your nose..... If I had a dog with a face like yours, I'd shave its arse, and teach it to walk backwards...My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fossg 0 #85 May 23, 2011 "Not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Niki1 1 #86 May 24, 2011 "He would complain if you hung him with a new rope." We had a really good training season, We got to the Nationals and promptly turned suger into shit.Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nigel99 143 #87 May 24, 2011 Quote It is a pagan cult religion for brain dead trend humping fashion lemmings I've picked up one or two new phrases that I like. But reading another webpage I just found this snippet that it brilliant. I love itExperienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
obelixtim 100 #88 May 24, 2011 Nuke the gay whales....My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #89 May 24, 2011 Quote Nuke the gay whales....Land Rights for Lesbian Black WhalesYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #90 May 24, 2011 Never 'pick up' a chick you can't actually PICK UP off the ground. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #91 May 24, 2011 People always asked me why I had a tommy lift on my passenger side of the truck. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #92 May 24, 2011 Quote People always asked me why I had a tommy lift on my passenger side of the truck. "On a scale from 1 to 10 she's a 747." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
obelixtim 100 #93 May 25, 2011 Tight as a fishes arse... As useful as tits on a bull... Cold as a frogs tit.... Rare as rocking horse shit.... As thick as a whale omelet.... So cunning, you could pin a tail on it and call it a weasel.... Don't do today what you can put off until tomorrow... Be alert......we need more lerts... Support search and rescue.....get lost!!.My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #94 May 25, 2011 as slippery as a randy oysters snatchYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #95 May 25, 2011 Sticks out like a bulldogs bollock. As in, the guy wearing a morning suit at a Millwall game stuck out like a bulldogs bollock.When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DocPop 1 #96 May 26, 2011 Quote I'd belly crawl a mile over broken glass just to smell one of her farts. I'd crawl a mile over broken glass just to wank on her shadow." Stands out like a turd on a snooker table. Let's make like a baby ... and head out. Let's make like a horse's cock ... and hit the road. She had a c*nt like a wizard's sleeve. She had a c*nt like a mouse's ear. She was wetter than an otter's pocket."The ground does not care who you are. It will always be tougher than the human behind the controls." ~ CanuckInUSA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
