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Girlfalldown and You : A Guide to Better Living

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1. Do not take her posts seriously. I'm serious.
2. Do find the humor in her posts before reading the next. It's in there.
3.Go to the freakin Pub on Wednesdays or else !
4. If you're a guy, don't be such a girl.
5.
6.
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1. Do not take her posts seriously. I'm serious.
2. Do find the humor in her posts before reading the next. It's in there.
3.Go to the freakin Pub on Wednesdays or else !
4. If you're a guy, don't be such a girl.
5. If you're a girl, don't be such a girl.
6.
7.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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1. Do not take her posts seriously. I'm serious.
2. Do find the humor in her posts before reading the next. It's in there.
3.Go to the freakin Pub on Wednesdays or else !
4. If you're a guy, don't be such a girl.
5. If you're a girl, don't be such a girl.
6. If you wear jeans, wear diapers.
7.

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

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1. Do not take her posts seriously. I'm serious.
2. Do find the humor in her posts before reading the next. It's in there.
3.Go to the freakin Pub on Wednesdays or else !
4. If you're a guy, don't be such a girl.
5. If you're a girl, don't be such a girl.
6. If you wear jeans, wear diapers.
7. If you're grue, prepare to be kicked for the hell of it.
8.
cavete terrae.

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1. Do not take her posts seriously. I'm serious.
2. Do find the humor in her posts before reading the next. It's in there.
3.Go to the freakin Pub on Wednesdays or else !
4. If you're a guy, don't be such a girl.
5. If you're a girl, don't be such a girl.
6. If you wear jeans, wear diapers.
7. Prepare to be kicked out of the chatroom for the hell of it.
8.


Yours was too specific for general everyday living.

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1. Do not take her posts seriously. I'm serious.
2. Do find the humor in her posts before reading the next. It's in there.
3.Go to the freakin Pub on Wednesdays or else !
4. If you're a guy, don't be such a girl.
5. If you're a girl, don't be such a girl.
6. If you wear jeans, wear diapers.
7. Prepare to be kicked out of the chatroom for the hell of it.
8. Always be ready to be corrected.
9.
cavete terrae.

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1. Do not take her posts seriously. I'm serious.
2. Do find the humor in her posts before reading the next. It's in there.
3.Go to the freakin Pub on Wednesdays or else !
4. If you're a guy, don't be such a girl.
5. If you're a girl, don't be such a girl.
6. If you wear jeans, wear diapers.
7. Prepare to be kicked out of the chatroom for the hell of it.
8.
9.


Nah, that one sucked.

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1. Do not take her posts seriously. I'm serious.
2. Do find the humor in her posts before reading the next. It's in there.
3.Go to the freakin Pub on Wednesdays or else !
4. If you're a guy, don't be such a girl.
5. If you're a girl, don't be such a girl.
6. If you wear jeans, wear diapers.
7. If you're grue, prepare to be kicked for the hell of it.
8. In a pinch, you can usually find a pair of her panties in the storeroom.
9.

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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1. Do not take her posts seriously. I'm serious.
2. Do find the humor in her posts before reading the next. It's in there.
3.Go to the freakin Pub on Wednesdays or else !
4. If you're a guy, don't be such a girl.
5. If you're a girl, don't be such a girl.
6. If you wear jeans, wear diapers.
7. If you're grue, prepare to be kicked for the hell of it.
8. In a pinch, you can usually find a pair of her panties in the storeroom.
9. Hate hippies-with a passion, and unconditionally, but love them on Fridays!
10.
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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1. Do not take her posts seriously. I'm serious.
2. Do find the humor in her posts before reading the next. It's in there.
3.Go to the freakin Pub on Wednesdays or else !
4. If you're a guy, don't be such a girl.
5. If you're a girl, don't be such a girl.
6. If you wear jeans, wear diapers.
7. If you're grue, prepare to be kicked for the hell of it.
8. In a pinch, you can usually find a pair of her panties in the storeroom.
9. Hate hippies-with a passion, and unconditionally, but love them on Fridays!
10.Get ready for the patented "you call THAT wine?"



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1. Do not take her posts seriously. I'm serious.
2. Do find the humor in her posts before reading the next. It's in there.
3.Go to the freakin Pub on Wednesdays or else !
4. If you're a guy, don't be such a girl.
5. If you're a girl, don't be such a girl.
6. If you wear jeans, wear diapers.
7. If you're grue, prepare to be kicked for the hell of it.
8. In a pinch, you can usually find a pair of her panties in the storeroom.
9. Hate hippies-with a passion, and unconditionally, but love them on Fridays!
10.Get ready for the patented "you call THAT wine?"
11. Penguins?
12.



Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

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1. Do not take her posts seriously. I'm serious.
2. Do find the humor in her posts before reading the next. It's in there.
3.Go to the freakin Pub on Wednesdays or else !
4. If you're a guy, don't be such a girl.
5. If you're a girl, don't be such a girl.
6. If you wear jeans, wear diapers.
7. If you're grue, prepare to be kicked for the hell of it.
8. In a pinch, you can usually find a pair of her panties in the storeroom.
9. Hate hippies-with a passion, and unconditionally, but love them on Fridays!
10.Get ready for the patented "you call THAT wine?"
11. Penguins?
12. The many ways to use the phrase "You Fucker!"
13.


I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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1. Do not take her posts seriously. I'm serious.
2. Do find the humor in her posts before reading the next. It's in there.
3.Go to the freakin Pub on Wednesdays or else !
4. If you're a guy, don't be such a girl.
5. If you're a girl, don't be such a girl.
6. If you wear jeans, wear diapers.
7. If you're grue, prepare to be kicked for the hell of it.
8. In a pinch, you can usually find a pair of her panties in the storeroom.
9. Hate hippies-with a passion, and unconditionally, but love them on Fridays!
10.Get ready for the patented "you call THAT wine?"
11. Penguins?
12. The many ways to use the phrase "You Fucker!"
13.
14. Avoid the number 13



Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

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1. Do not take her posts seriously. I'm serious.
2. Do find the humor in her posts before reading the next. It's in there.
3.Go to the freakin Pub on Wednesdays or else !
4. If you're a guy, don't be such a girl.
5. If you're a girl, don't be such a girl.
6. If you wear jeans, wear diapers.
7. If you're grue, prepare to be kicked for the hell of it.
8. In a pinch, you can usually find a pair of her panties in the storeroom.
9. Hate hippies-with a passion, and unconditionally, but love them on Fridays!
10.Get ready for the patented "you call THAT wine?"
11. Penguins?
12. The many ways to use the phrase "You Fucker!"
13.
14. Avoid the number 13
15. Penis


I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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1. Do not take her posts seriously. I'm serious.
2. Do find the humor in her posts before reading the next. It's in there.
3.Go to the freakin Pub on Wednesdays or else !
4. If you're a guy, don't be such a girl.
5. If you're a girl, don't be such a girl.
6. If you wear jeans, wear diapers.
7. If you're grue, prepare to be kicked for the hell of it.
8. In a pinch, you can usually find a pair of her panties in the storeroom.
9. Hate hippies-with a passion, and unconditionally, but love them on Fridays!
10.Get ready for the patented "you call THAT wine?"
11. Penguins?
12. The many ways to use the phrase "You Fucker!"
13.
14. Avoid the number 13
15. Penis
16. Don't wait until the next day to meet someone if you can do it today.
Leroy


..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio...

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1. Do not take her posts seriously. I'm serious.
2. Do find the humor in her posts before reading the next. It's in there.
3.Go to the freakin Pub on Wednesdays or else !
4. If you're a guy, don't be such a girl.
5. If you're a girl, don't be such a girl.
6. If you wear jeans, wear diapers.
7. If you're grue, prepare to be kicked for the hell of it.
8. In a pinch, you can usually find a pair of her panties in the storeroom.
9. Hate hippies-with a passion, and unconditionally, but love them on Fridays!
10.Get ready for the patented "you call THAT wine?"
11. Penguins?
12. The many ways to use the phrase "You Fucker!"
13.
14. Avoid the number 13
15. Penis
16. Don't wait until the next day to meet someone if you can do it today.
17. Never forget your friends.
18. Make someone laugh today.
"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

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