missbrz 0 #51 June 24, 2011 Quote Quote Roofies are like roses, every chick wants them and they're only $15. No means yes, yes means twice. BAAAHHH! still means no. Quote Just do it! -Nike FIFU. dont bastardize my quote thank you very much ALWAYS go for the rape! dont say fuck in front of the K-I-D-S 's Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #52 June 24, 2011 Never scrimp on quality regardless of price, when choosing a physician, tires, shoes, a time piece...duct tape or rubber gloves. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #53 June 24, 2011 "You need to quit drinking..." From many people. It's been almost 25 years, and I don't miss it a bit.Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #54 June 24, 2011 "Focus on the front sight." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #55 June 24, 2011 Never use "more" as a safe word. That and "Always point the muzzle in a safe direction." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #56 June 24, 2011 In a bar, never try to pick up someone you can't actually physically PICK UP. & Never date someone crazier than you. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #57 June 25, 2011 Quote In a bar, never try to pick up someone you can't actually physically PICK UP. SO... THAT'S why you looked at me funny when you saw I have a tommy lift installed on the passenger side of my truck. It all makes sense now!"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #58 June 25, 2011 Keep your head down and get small.It works! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #59 June 25, 2011 ...Don't bunch up. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpsalot-2 3 #60 June 25, 2011 You can have anything in life you want.......it all depends on what you want to give up.Life is short ... jump often. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #61 June 25, 2011 Quote You can have anything in life you want.......it all depends on what you want to give up. Guess I'm gonna need to rethink being a starting center in the WNBA! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpsalot-2 3 #62 June 25, 2011 Well, if you had got that sex change operation when you were young, you COULD have been there by now. Just had to give up your penis..... Life is short ... jump often. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #63 June 25, 2011 1) The world loves a working man 2) Don't trust Whitey 3) See a doctor and get rid of it. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RelaxMax 0 #64 June 26, 2011 From my dad.. Don't make me pull over! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #65 June 26, 2011 "Just because something could be done, doesn't mean it should be done." -- From our senior network engineer when I was at Motorola"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #66 June 26, 2011 My father told me, "No good deed goes unpunished". I just haven't learned the application yet.I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hausse 0 #67 June 26, 2011 Go Big or Go Home. It has served me surprisingly well. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jrmrangers 0 #68 June 26, 2011 When i was a teenager working weekends an older carpenter i was working with said" Son, if it wasnt for that furry little hole Id only have to work 3 days a week" I look back on it now and realize how right he was! Wait , I pull what first? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #69 June 26, 2011 When you are scared, just act brave...those around you can't tell the difference...and after a while you can't either. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #70 June 26, 2011 Any advice from the older guys that we had was always accepted with gratitude, they were still alive. Same goes in skydiving, if someone has BTDT and lived after many years of doing things that should not have been done, they just might have some good advice. However someone who is older and only has around 10 years in jumping might not have experienced enough to have the same mindset and depth of knowledge to draw upon. If they were also the ones that may have been one of the first to do it, and do it well even better. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdvr 207 #71 June 26, 2011 From my dad..."never do anything today you'd be ashamed to read about in the paper tomorrow."Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DSE 5 #72 June 26, 2011 Son...this is shit, this is Shinola. Don't trust Whitey See a doctor and get rid of it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #73 June 26, 2011 Quote When you are scared, just act brave...those around you can't tell the difference...and after a while you can't either. If it looks like a group or gang of no-good asswhipes are looking to give you a beatdown or something, just run straight at them screaming bloody murder and waving your arms wildly. Chances are, they'll scatter! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #74 June 26, 2011 Our Drill Sgt was looking at this one guy named "Reynolds" who referred to himself in the third person and called himself "Iceberg Slim" I guess he was "gangsta" and from a farm community in Indiana.The Sgt said, let me see your war face (I knew he was going to make fun of him, he was a dork) Well he made a face and the Drill Sgt said "Don't worry cross dressers are needed too!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airathanas 0 #75 June 27, 2011 From my Mom: "Never turn down help; you may not get any when you really need it." Love ya Ma!http://3ringnecklace.com/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
