theonlyski 3 #26 June 24, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Bring your roomie... I might need a designated driver pssh she barely likes to dd for me. & she only does that b/c we're usually going to the same place but I'll invite her. you're in luck ski. she just might show. Ok, I need you to flash back to the invasion... find me some roofies!"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,381 #27 June 24, 2011 Quote Ok, I need you to flash back to the invasion... find me some roofies! Real men don't need roofies to perform."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #28 June 25, 2011 Quote Quote Ok, I need you to flash back to the invasion... find me some roofies! Real men don't need roofies viagra to perform. Funny story. Day of the sky-wedding.... "Hey Peanut! Open your mouth!" (Peanut opens) Pop! Peanut: "What was that?" Culprit: "You'll find out." Next day.. Lucky is pissed off. "Why you so pissed, Lucky?" Lucky: "That bastard wore my ass out last night!" Visual: Peanut walking around with a boner sticking straight out in his sweat pants.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #29 June 25, 2011 Quote Man, eeneR is going to be furious when she learns you are hanging out with another chick.She thought you were serious about her. That's OK as long as he can endure... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #30 June 26, 2011 Quote I'll be there at 8. I'm gonna try to guess which of you is which in under ten minutes Ya shoulda shown... your excuse was lame!"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #31 June 26, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote Then you'll come take care of me personally? Another negative Don't be discouraged 'Ski; She's just playing hard-to-get. Keep it up wiseass..... Living under a water-tower must always put women in a bad mood. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #32 June 26, 2011 Quote Living under a water-tower must always put women in a bad mood. Well, she refuses to live under me! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #33 June 28, 2011 Quote I'll be there at 8. I'm gonna try to guess which of you is which in under ten minutes liar! you didn't show friday& I forgot to yell at you before this. so this is me yelling at you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #34 June 28, 2011 Quote Quote I'll be there at 8. I'm gonna try to guess which of you is which in under ten minutes liar! you didn't show friday& I forgot to yell at you before this. so this is me yelling at you. Don't worry, I gave him plenty of shit this weekend... I think next time he will show... (especially if it's this friday, and he wants his rig for the weekend ) He did have an excuse, but I think he would've been WAY more entertaining if he had come out and had a few anyways! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #35 June 28, 2011 Quote Quote Quote I'll be there at 8. I'm gonna try to guess which of you is which in under ten minutes liar! you didn't show friday& I forgot to yell at you before this. so this is me yelling at you. Don't worry, I gave him plenty of shit this weekend... I think next time he will show... (especially if it's this friday, and he wants his rig for the weekend ) He did have an excuse, but I think he would've been WAY more entertaining if he had come out and had a few anyways! no excuses! my roomie doesn't drink & she was there & she's not even a skydiver anymore! I think he deserves punishment. First round's on him next time Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #36 June 28, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote I'll be there at 8. I'm gonna try to guess which of you is which in under ten minutes liar! you didn't show friday& I forgot to yell at you before this. so this is me yelling at you. Don't worry, I gave him plenty of shit this weekend... I think next time he will show... (especially if it's this friday, and he wants his rig for the weekend ) He did have an excuse, but I think he would've been WAY more entertaining if he had come out and had a few anyways! no excuses! my roomie doesn't drink & she was there & she's not even a skydiver anymore! I think he deserves punishment. First round's on him next time Bring her back out next time... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #37 June 28, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote I'll be there at 8. I'm gonna try to guess which of you is which in under ten minutes liar! you didn't show friday& I forgot to yell at you before this. so this is me yelling at you. Don't worry, I gave him plenty of shit this weekend... I think next time he will show... (especially if it's this friday, and he wants his rig for the weekend ) He did have an excuse, but I think he would've been WAY more entertaining if he had come out and had a few anyways! no excuses! my roomie doesn't drink & she was there & she's not even a skydiver anymore! I think he deserves punishment. First round's on him next time Bring her back out next time... I'll try. Good luck with that. I'd like to see you try. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #38 June 28, 2011 Quote I'll try. Good luck with that. I'd like to see you try. Well, had you not put me on her 'no fly list' I would! Punk!"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #39 June 28, 2011 Quote Quote I'll try. Good luck with that. I'd like to see you try. Well, had you not put me on her 'no fly list' I would! Punk! NEVER GIVE UP! NEVER SURRENDER! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #40 June 28, 2011 Quote Quote Quote I'll try. Good luck with that. I'd like to see you try. Well, had you not put me on her 'no fly list' I would! Punk! NEVER GIVE UP! NEVER SURRENDER! Hey, just let her know I'm free to hang out for dinner or whatnot, since y'all are going to be living 4 blocks away from me. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #41 June 28, 2011 So, are we trying to make this a weekly thing, or is it a one time deal?"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,381 #42 June 28, 2011 Quote So, are we trying to make this a weekly thing, or is it a one time deal? Did you remember to call her the next morning?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #43 June 28, 2011 QuoteSo, are we trying to make this a weekly thing, or is it a one time deal? ..... Sure I guess why not? I hadn't put that much thought into it...... Plan something. GO! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iopenhi 0 #44 June 28, 2011 I'm in... just have to mind my preparations more closely this week.You can't make chicken salad out of chicken manure. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #45 June 28, 2011 Quote I'm in... just have to mind my preparations more closely this week. I don't believe you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iopenhi 0 #46 June 28, 2011 yeah, I suppose my credibility is shot after last week. I had a good alibi though.You can't make chicken salad out of chicken manure. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #47 June 28, 2011 uh huh sure. well thanks to ski's brillant planning skills (relayed here b/c he's not allowed on the comp as much at work now. haha!) We are doing the exact same thing this week. Drinks at 8 on friday @ barnacles in brandon. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #48 June 28, 2011 Quote Quote Quote I'll try. Good luck with that. I'd like to see you try. Well, had you not put me on her 'no fly list' I would! Punk! NEVER GIVE UP! NEVER SURRENDER! So you are really a Thermian named Laliari .... OK Got it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #49 June 28, 2011 Quote uh huh sure. well thanks to ski's brillant planning skills (relayed here b/c he's not allowed on the comp as much at work now. haha!) We are doing the exact same thing this week. Drinks at 8 on friday @ barnacles in brandon. He had a valid reason, it wasn't a GOOD one, but it was valid. I can use the computer, just not suppossed to so much. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #50 June 28, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote I'll try. Good luck with that. I'd like to see you try. Well, had you not put me on her 'no fly list' I would! Punk! NEVER GIVE UP! NEVER SURRENDER! So you are really a Thermian named Laliari .... OK Got it. yay! somebody got the reference! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
