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A young woman goes to her doctor's office, afraid of the strange development on the inside of her thighs
. . . a green spot on the inside of each thigh.
"They won't wash off, they won't scrape off and they seem to be getting worse."

The doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of the problem, and tells her not to worry until the tests come back.

A few days later, the woman's phone rings. Much to her relief, it's the doctor. She immediately begs to know
what's causing the spots.

The doctor says, "You're perfectly healthy - - there's no problem. But I'm wondering, is your boyfriend a Harley guy?"

The woman stammers, "Why, yes, but how did you know?"

"Tell him his earrings aren't real gold."

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

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I have to admit ... I didn't understand it:P



Are you sure you are a skydiver? :o\

or were not aware that fake gold can turn your skin green :D
She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway."
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I have to admit ... I didn't understand it:P



Are you sure you are a skydiver? :o\

or were not aware that fake gold can turn your skin green :D


So you're saying this happened to you?:o
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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I have to admit ... I didn't understand it:P



Are you sure you are a skydiver? :o\

or were not aware that fake gold can turn your skin green :D


So you're saying this happened to you?:o


Having fake gold earrings turn my skin green...?


Sure as a kid....:)







in my ears :ph34r:
She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway."
eeneR
TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

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