shropshire 0 #1 August 7, 2011 So, an Israeli arrives at the passport control at an airport. The guard ask the passenger his name, which he gives correctly, He then asks his date of birth and again this is given "Occupation?" the guard ask. 'NO I'm just here on holiday (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #2 August 8, 2011 That was way too much work , but then I giggled. Just a small bit. Then a bit more. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #3 August 8, 2011 So a torurist is at passport control coming in to Australia. The official looks at his passport, stares hard at the visitor and coldly asks "So, have you ever been convicted of a felony?" The visitor looks back at the official and says "No, is that still required?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #4 August 8, 2011 Not near as much work! lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #5 August 8, 2011 Quote That was way too much work , but then I giggled. Just a small bit. Then a bit more. See, humour (like much in life) is way better when you have to work at it a wee bit. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #6 August 8, 2011 Quote So a torurist is at passport control coming in to Australia. The official looks at his passport, stares hard at the visitor and coldly asks "So, have you ever been convicted of a felony?" The visitor looks back at the official and says "No, is that still required?" I like Shroppies BettererYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #7 August 8, 2011 Quote Quote So a torurist is at passport control coming in to Australia. The official looks at his passport, stares hard at the visitor and coldly asks "So, have you ever been convicted of a felony?" The visitor looks back at the official and says "No, is that still required?" I like Shroppies Betterer Yer in a crowd of one! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #8 August 9, 2011 Quote Quote Quote So a torurist is at passport control coming in to Australia. The official looks at his passport, stares hard at the visitor and coldly asks "So, have you ever been convicted of a felony?" The visitor looks back at the official and says "No, is that still required?" I like Shroppies Betterer Yer in a crowd of one! Two. If we get one more it really will be a crowd. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #9 August 9, 2011 Hahaha - good one. Speaker's Corner in 3...2...1....mh . "The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #10 August 9, 2011 Quote Hahaha - good one. Speaker's Corner in 3...2...1....mh . it's been here for 2 days You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mpohl 1 #11 August 10, 2011 It's called chutzpah... Like in,"Son kills both of his parents. Appearing in front of the judge, he asks for mercy. Because he is an orphan!" Got it? I don't think so. But that's ok too..... QuoteSo, an Israeli arrives at the passport control at an airport. The guard ask the passenger his name, which he gives correctly, He then asks his date of birth and again this is given "Occupation?" the guard ask. 'NO I'm just here on holiday Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #12 August 10, 2011 Quote I don't think so. Really? (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #13 August 10, 2011 Quote Quote I don't think so. Really? See this ------> . You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #14 August 10, 2011 Quote Quote Quote I don't think so. Really? See this ------> . Indeed (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr.Bill 0 #15 August 10, 2011 An instructor says to the student," I want you to get the 1st chute out. If that doesn't work, I'll get the 2nd one out. If THAT doesn't work, I'll scream in your ear, Shoe, Shoe! I want you to take your left shoe off and put it down the front of your pants. Now, this won't help us at all but, the coroner will spend the rest of their life trying to figure out how that shoe ended up there." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
