skydiverkeith 1 #1 July 27, 2010 Did you see the new Mirage ad in Parachutist? I've never been so proud to be a Mirage owner.Blue skies, Keith Medlock Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TriGirl 268 #2 July 27, 2010 Will let you know when I GET my Parachutist! See the upside, and always wear your parachute! -- Christopher Titus Shut Up & Jump! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marcandalysse 0 #3 July 27, 2010 why are those your girlfriends legs? "The reason angels can fly is that they take themselves so lightly." --GK Chesterton Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverkeith 1 #4 July 28, 2010 Quotewhy are those your girlfriends legs? No, I just love the ad... but these are my girlfriend's legs! And here... http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=3907271;search_string=best%20female%20ass;#3907271Blue skies, Keith Medlock Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kasch 0 #5 July 28, 2010 Quote And here... http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=3907271;search_string=best%20female%20ass;#3907271 anyone have a link or attachment of the ad? if not ill just check when i get home :)Sex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely. DPH# "-13" TSK# "-13" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #6 July 28, 2010 "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kasch 0 #7 July 28, 2010 LOL!! Thanks, that really is a great ad. Brightened up my work daySex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely. DPH# "-13" TSK# "-13" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butters 0 #8 July 28, 2010 Lame ad ... "That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #9 July 28, 2010 I am about to buy a new container (a complete system actually) and was debating between Mirage (I already own a G4) and Javelin. Since Mirage's add clearly targets men, I guess my decision is made: Javelin ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kasch 0 #10 July 28, 2010 Quote Since Mirage's add clearly targets men, I guess my decision is made: Unless you're into that sort of thing...Sex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely. DPH# "-13" TSK# "-13" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverkeith 1 #11 July 28, 2010 Quote I am about to buy a new container (a complete system actually) and was debating between Mirage (I already own a G4) and Javelin. Since Mirage's add clearly targets men, I guess my decision is made: Javelin ... Get a Mirage!Blue skies, Keith Medlock Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #12 July 28, 2010 Don't worry O...it's just false advertising- my mirage does not have that effect on anyone for some reason. XDBeware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #13 July 28, 2010 Would it make you feel better if they ran an ad just like that one next month only with a Guy?? Picture Nasty Fat Hairy legs with Skid marked briefs round the ankles... Revise the caption to read"The only thing that makes them drop faster is Montezuma`s Revenge."And seriously.. You would base your decision on which rig to buy on a One time Humorous ad?? Really?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kasch 0 #14 July 28, 2010 Quote Would it make you feel better if they ran an ad just like that one next month only with a Guy?? Picture Nasty Fat Hairy legs with Skid marked briefs round the ankles... Revise the caption to read"The only thing that makes them drop faster is Montezuma`s Revenge."And seriously.. You would base your decision on which rig to buy on a One time Humorous ad?? Really?? I'm sold!Sex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely. DPH# "-13" TSK# "-13" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #15 July 28, 2010 Quote Would it make you feel better if they ran an ad just like that one next month only with a Guy?? Picture Nasty Fat Hairy legs with Skid marked briefs round the ankles... Revise the caption to read"The only thing that makes them drop faster is Montezuma`s Revenge."And seriously.. You would base your decision on which rig to buy on a One time Humorous ad?? Really?? Such a shame Divot quit jumping. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skydave103 0 #16 July 28, 2010 Quote I am about to buy a new container (a complete system actually) and was debating between Mirage (I already own a G4) and Javelin. Since Mirage's add clearly targets men, I guess my decision is made: Javelin ... They're going with the numbers...3 to 1 male to female average. and how many women don't mind looking at a hot girl dropping her drawers? LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kasch 0 #17 July 28, 2010 Quote and how many women don't mind looking at a hot girl dropping her drawers? from what i saw at the ranch last weekend, id say most of them not only don't mind but encourage it Sex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely. DPH# "-13" TSK# "-13" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #18 July 28, 2010 Hell, I love the ad, but I ain't dropping a fortune to buy a Mirage. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #19 July 28, 2010 Quote Quote I am about to buy a new container (a complete system actually) and was debating between Mirage (I already own a G4) and Javelin. Since Mirage's add clearly targets men, I guess my decision is made: Javelin ... They're going with the numbers...3 to 1 male to female average. and how many women don't mind looking at a hot girl dropping her drawers? Just cause the lower half is great, doesnt mean shes hot... there are plenty examples of buther-faces' out there... Dont get me wrong, I don't have the highest standards out there. Just curious, anyone know how much that option costs? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #20 July 28, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Just cause the lower half is great, doesn't mean she's hot... there are plenty examples of butter-faces out there... Oh yeah, years ago when I was a kid I used to read Mad magazine. There was a great comic strip in there one time where you saw this drop dead gorgeous bombshell figure off in the distance, and she sees you and starts walking toward you. Finally you're face to face with her and there's ugly pimples all over her face with crooked teeth and all kinds of crap. Ewww.... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TriGirl 268 #21 July 28, 2010 Or the cost for correct grammar in the ad?See the upside, and always wear your parachute! -- Christopher Titus Shut Up & Jump! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #22 July 28, 2010 Quote Or the cost for correct grammar in the ad? Damn, nice catch! I hadn't even seen that... ofcourse, I wasn't looking at the words. The link is broken, I can't scroll up!"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 2 #23 July 28, 2010 Quote Lame ad ... Agreed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bertusgeert 1 #24 July 28, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Just cause the lower half is great, doesn't mean she's hot... there are plenty examples of butter-faces out there... Oh yeah, years ago when I was a kid I used to read Mad magazine. There was a great comic strip in there one time where you saw this drop dead gorgeous bombshell figure off in the distance, and she sees you and starts walking toward you. Finally you're face to face with her and there's ugly pimples all over her face with crooked teeth and all kinds of crap. Ewww.... Pretty from far, but far from pretty. --------------------------------------------- As jy dom is moet jy bloei! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #25 July 28, 2010 Quote Quote Lame ad ... Agreed. +1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
