shah269 0 #1 August 14, 2011 LADIES...how many have you had a crush on your instructor / first dandem dude? *I'm creating this because one of you ladies emailed me stating you lacked the ovaries to post up such a question. So answers could be.... 1) YES! He made my panties blow off! 2) NO! 3) None of you god darn business! Stop trying to analyze people! Just because we woke up naked together in the back of the Otter a few times doesn't mean any thing! Stop asking questions! I'm a well respected member of this community...I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that.......Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #2 August 14, 2011 QuoteLADIES...how many have you had a crush on your instructor / first dandem dude? What's a dandem? What if I never did a dandem? What if my first instructor wasn't a dude but I'm not into the ladies like that?"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guineapiggie101 0 #3 August 14, 2011 is it common for people to develop crushes on instructors? I would think that would be something unusual. Maybe I haven't been around the sport long enough. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #4 August 14, 2011 Quoteis it common for people to develop crushes on instructors? I would think that would be something unusual. Maybe I haven't been around the sport long enough. It happens, sometimes leading to genuine romance, sometimes just instructors using the pussy pass they believe was issued along with their rating."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #5 August 14, 2011 Quote It happens, sometimes leading to genuine romance, sometimes just instructors using the pussy pass they believe was issued along with their rating. Dogs! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #6 August 14, 2011 QuoteQuoteis it common for people to develop crushes on instructors? I would think that would be something unusual. Maybe I haven't been around the sport long enough. It happens, sometimes leading to genuine romance, sometimes just instructors using the pussy pass they believe was issued along with their rating. Studies have shown what we already know, which is that excitment easily leads to arousal... Google "ted talks" and "romantic love"... Interesting stuff, although intuitivelly pretty obvious... I went with "no"... In the cramped C-182, all I can recall is that my mom jumped first, followed by me, followed by my then-boyfriend (who was a seasoned jumper)... I have no recollection of who the 4th person was who merely said "3-2-1-GO!" And it wasn't a tandem, so that might partly explain it as well..."There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #7 August 14, 2011 Quote Quote It happens, sometimes leading to genuine romance, sometimes just instructors using the pussy pass they believe was issued along with their rating. Dogs! I'm thinking you two were in the "genuine romance" category. Or you're doing a really good job faking it. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vskydiver 0 #8 August 14, 2011 There were no tandems 28 years ago when I took my static line first jump course. My instructor back then was seriously cute. I talked him into marrying me somehow and I still have a huge crush on him to this day. He's still super hot! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,380 #9 August 14, 2011 Ages ago when tandem was just beginning, the first guy at my DZ (Dave) got a tandem rating. Shortly after that, I took the GF along to the DZ to make a tandem with Dave. Her first words to me after landing: "Ooh! That was kind of erotic being strapped to Dave like that!" [giggles] Well, Daves wife was always at the DZ, so I wasn't too worried, but it did give me a "hmm" moment.I see at this point the poll is: 17% voting "yes" 83% liars "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #10 August 14, 2011 Quote I talked him into marrying me somehow You were very persuasive . . .It was my pleasure. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #11 August 14, 2011 QuoteI see at this point the poll is: 17% voting "yes" 83% liars Nah, not lying. I was pretty infatuated with someone else (a non-jumper) when I started jumping, so I wasn't thinking of anyone at the dz in that way. Also, my tandem instructor's girlfriend was my AFF instructor, so.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #12 August 14, 2011 QuoteAlso, my tandem instructor's girlfriend was my AFF instructor, so.... Kinky...Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #13 August 15, 2011 This place still cracks me up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #14 August 15, 2011 Quote Quote Also, my tandem instructor's girlfriend was my AFF instructor, so.... Kinky... "It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #15 August 15, 2011 38% thus far that ain't bad at all.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #16 August 15, 2011 I have a proven cure-all, end-all for when it happens. I tell them, "I'm looking for someone to pay for all my jumps."My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #17 August 15, 2011 Only in skydiving could the double entendre of " I think I'm falling for you" work. On so many levels lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guineapiggie101 0 #18 August 15, 2011 Quote Only in skydiving could the double entendre of " I think I'm falling for you" work. On so many levels Now that's funny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #19 August 15, 2011 Quote Only in skydiving could the double entendre of " I think I'm falling for you" work. On so many levels Until somebody wants to pack your chute.... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #20 August 15, 2011 Quote Quote Only in skydiving could the double entendre of " I think I'm falling for you" work. On so many levels Until somebody wants to pack your chute.... When did skydivers become affluent enough to start paying others to pack for them after student status? Heck, I packed student rigs so I could jump. Lots of pack-jobs, lots of jumps. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #21 August 15, 2011 Quote Until somebody wants to pack your chute.... I don't think she got the double entendre. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #22 August 15, 2011 It's amazing how "quiet" this thread is.....I think boys Dr. Shah (where is that thread any way) is on to something! Ah ha!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #23 August 15, 2011 or maybe people are just getting bored of shah threads...Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #24 August 15, 2011 Quoteor maybe people are just getting bored of shah threads... Sadly I didn't think of this thread...I was asked by one of the ladies who was feeling "uncomfortable" to create it....her thought was..."Shah if you post everyone will read it and you may get some interesting answers...." Sadly not my question, I'm just the spokes model.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #25 August 15, 2011 So then what the fuck was point number 3 about in the OP?Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
