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:( How does that even happen??? It's all crumbly and separated and gross.

It's my nice chocolate that I just bought, too. I'm afraid to go check out the other bar. I hope that one didn't turn craptastic too.



Even if you consume it, it will turn out craptastic.

Eventually...
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:( How does that even happen??? It's all crumbly and separated and gross.

It's my nice chocolate that I just bought, too. I'm afraid to go check out the other bar. I hope that one didn't turn craptastic too.



Even if you consume it, it will turn out craptastic.

Eventually...



Well, duh. But I want my $3 bar of chocolate to be nice going in.

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Is chocolate too girly for dudes to eat? :)

I've come close to saying "I really feel like some chocolate" on several occasions, but then it strikes me that the only people I've ever heard use that line were females. :(

It just makes me so... emotional...

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No, as long as it's manly high-cacao-content (70% or so). That's manly. You can get it with chili peppers in it, too -- that's even more manly.

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Is chocolate too girly for dudes to eat? :)

I've come close to saying "I really feel like some chocolate" on several occasions, but then it strikes me that the only people I've ever heard use that line were females. :(

It just makes me so... emotional...



Definitely not too girly for dudes.

I feel a little weird saying that too. Mostly because I dont like chocolate (especially not dark chocolate), yet lately all I want to eat is dark chocolate. It's bizarre.

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I don't know what that means :(




google it:P jk it basically means to remelt the chocolate in a fancy way. google the instructions though to get it right. OR just melt it with butter or shortening & create a dipping sauce. That's what I do when my chocolate "goes bad"B|

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I don't know what that means :(




google it:P jk it basically means to remelt the chocolate in a fancy way. google the instructions though to get it right. OR just melt it with butter or shortening & create a dipping sauce. That's what I do when my chocolate "goes bad"B|



aha. I would but 1) already threw it away in sadness. Proper burial, you know. and 2) it had caramel in it. Such a waste of good caramel.

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I don't know what that means :(




google it:P jk it basically means to remelt the chocolate in a fancy way. google the instructions though to get it right. OR just melt it with butter or shortening & create a dipping sauce. That's what I do when my chocolate "goes bad"B|



aha. I would but 1) already threw it away in sadness. Proper burial, you know. and 2) it had caramel in it. Such a waste of good caramel.




[:/]:( sad. but oh well c'est la vie right. next time though, make fondue B| caramel would go great with that.

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I don't know what that means :(




google it:P jk it basically means to remelt the chocolate in a fancy way. google the instructions though to get it right. OR just melt it with butter or shortening & create a dipping sauce. That's what I do when my chocolate "goes bad"B|



aha. I would but 1) already threw it away in sadness. Proper burial, you know. and 2) it had caramel in it. Such a waste of good caramel.




[:/]:( sad. but oh well c'est la vie right. next time though, make fondue B| caramel would go great with that.



Will do :)

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yet lately all I want to eat is dark chocolate. It's bizarre.



Any other strange changes in food preferences? :ph34r:



Well my tastes have always been strange (for instance I can go weeks eating only Thai food -- currently trying to control that binge). But the changes are swinging towards normal girl food. Mostly just a desire for chocolate and french fries, though, two things I've never been a huge fan of.

And why do I feel like I know where you're going with that sly face? :P

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yet lately all I want to eat is dark chocolate. It's bizarre.



Any other strange changes in food preferences? :ph34r:



Yeah, but like, no strange cravings for pickle milkshakes or eating chalk or anything weird like that, no? If so, well, you might want to get that checked out! :P

And this whole thread reminds me of what would happen if the producers of "Cops" aired a show on the Food Network:

NEXT: When good chocolate goes bad! Bad sweets, bad sweets, whatcha gonna do...

Elvisio "...Kit Kat give you no break..." Rodriguez

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yet lately all I want to eat is dark chocolate. It's bizarre.



Any other strange changes in food preferences? :ph34r:



Yeah, but like, no strange cravings for pickle milkshakes or eating chalk or anything weird like that, no? If so, well, you might want to get that checked out! :P

And this whole thread reminds me of what would happen if the producers of "Cops" aired a show on the Food Network:

NEXT: When good chocolate goes bad! Bad sweets, bad sweets, whatcha gonna do...

Elvisio "...Kit Kat give you no break..." Rodriguez




:D:D:D going to have "bad sweets" stuck in my head all night now.

But, no, I do not have a little gremlin demanding weird things living in my belly :P

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