agentsmith413 0 #1 August 30, 2011 Here's a fun game to play. The rules are: Think of a book title. Change one letter of the title and provide a short description of the new story. Example: Lard of the Rings: A morbidly obese person talks about their addiction to their precious onion rings. Beauty and the Yeast: A shamed Belle is lost in the feminie hygeine aisle after losing an argument with her boyfriend over who should pick up the Vagisal. I know there's a lot of creative and funny people on here so let's see what you can do.Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, all used up, and loudly proclaiming: Wow, what a ride! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lost_n_confuzd 0 #2 August 30, 2011 Graveheart: Buried bitches and bones, an inside look at Scotland's necrophilic underground. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 2 #3 August 30, 2011 Quote Here's a fun game to play. The rules are: Think of a book title. Change one letter of the title and provide a short description of the new story. Example: Lard of the Rings: A morbidly obese person talks about their addiction to their precious onion rings. Beauty and the Yeast: A shamed Belle is lost in the feminie hygeine aisle after losing an argument with her boyfriend over who should pick up the Vagisal. I know there's a lot of creative and funny people on here so let's see what you can do. Hah!!! Nice ones. Here's mine: The Count Of Monte Crisco - A very obese count who inherited a fortuned made from selling Crisco, bought an island and now can't leave it because no ship can withstand his weight. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #4 August 30, 2011 Dragula - RuPaul memoirs. Lonesome Love - How to solo sex with style and aplomb. Germinator - Futuristic cop spreading STDs My Nair Lady - Guidebook for French women. Done in 60 Seconds - Compilation of women's complaints.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 2 #5 August 30, 2011 Quote Dragula - RuPaul memoirs. Lonesome Love - How to solo sex with style and aplomb. Germinator - Futuristic cop spreading STDs My Nair Lady - Guidebook for French women. Done in 60 Seconds - Compilation of women's complaints. Awesome. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 135 #6 August 30, 2011 CYPRESS 2 user's guide : a short book on how to safely grow trees in your forest.scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #7 August 30, 2011 Quote CYPRESS 2 user's guide : a short book on how to safely grow trees in your forest. Bone with the Wind A comprehensive guide to having sex with your vacuum. The Scarlet Better A compulsive gambler's quest to win enough money to have the large red birthmark removed from the top half of his body. To fill a mockingbird Entry level How to guide to taxidermy. The ball of the wild A man raised by wolves goes on a quest to avenge the theft of his right testicle. The catcher in the eye Money shots, money shots, money shots! 127 full color illustrations What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 135 #8 August 30, 2011 Homlet : to beat or not to beat the eggs ?scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
agentsmith413 0 #10 August 30, 2011 Quote Quote CYPRESS 2 user's guide : a short book on how to safely grow trees in your forest. Bone with the Wind A comprehensive guide to having sex with your vacuum. The Scarlet Better A compulsive gambler's quest to win enough money to have the large red birthmark removed from the top half of his body. To fill a mockingbird Entry level How to guide to taxidermy. The ball of the wild A man raised by wolves goes on a quest to avenge the theft of his right testicle. The catcher in the eye Money shots, money shots, money shots! 127 full color illustrations Haha well played! Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, all used up, and loudly proclaiming: Wow, what a ride! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sacex250 0 #11 August 30, 2011 The Hunt for Ned October - The search for an escaped mental patient along the lines of Ferris Bueller's Day Off and The Fugitive. The Podfather - The story of the philosophical patriarch of a group of whales. Moby Lick - [Censored]It's all been said before, no sense repeating it here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
agentsmith413 0 #12 August 30, 2011 The Raver: A man is slowly driven to insanity by dancers with glow sticks partying all night in his room. A Sale of Two Cities: A man posing as the legitimate owner attempts to sell London and Paris on Ebay. War and Peach: One man's discovery of how the fuzzy fruit is indirectly responsible for the world's major conflicts. Grime And Punishment: How to teach your children hygiene in 21 days A Midsummer Night's Cream: A trashy romance novelLife is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, all used up, and loudly proclaiming: Wow, what a ride! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charlie5 0 #13 August 30, 2011 The Gapes of Wrath: Tyrone exacts vengeance on Steve in the shower after refusing to give up his fruit cup during lunch. Invisible Tan: An albino goes to the beach The Bobbit: A lone penis must find its master Harry Potter and the Deathly Shallows Harry Potter realizes he cannot swim. RIP Laws A study of predatory lawyers on their journeys to destroy lives. Charline and the Chocolate Factory One of the stars from 2 girls 1 cup pursues a solo career in this erotic adventure. The Hard Boys Two teenage brothers discover they were adopted and use their amateur detective specialties to explore their unspoken love for each other.The feather butts bounce off ya like raindrops hitting a battle-star when they come in too fast...kinda funny to watch. - airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #14 August 30, 2011 Into Thin Hair : History of male pattern boldness Autobiography of another trollope : who who ladies of the night 3 men in a goat : !!!! The pound of the Baskervilles : Guide to top Canine defense league hostelries The Comedy of Terrors : Rib tickling horror essays The Tragedy of Carols anus : An Idle Husband : My autobiography (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #15 August 30, 2011 All The President's Zen - Meditation exercises for world leaders. The Lady In The Cake - Memoirs of a surprise party entertainer. Bleak Mouse - The wit and wisdom of a miserablist rodent. The Wind in the Pillows - How not to pitch your tent. Lord of the Flues - A life in chimney sweeping. Of Rice And Men - Curry recipes for bachelors. The Lovely Bonks - Nookie recollections. A Toon Like Alice - "Through The Looking Glass" as a graphic novel. Shallows and Amazons - photos for the 'tall women in paddling pools' fetishist in your life. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dragon2 0 #16 September 2, 2011 Lift, the universe and everything - become a weight lifter champ in 42 easy steps. Eaters of the lead - Matt Hazard is coming out of retirement (again). The Norse Whisperer - A trainer helps an ice skater back to health following a tragic accident with a Zamboni. ciel bleu, Saskia Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
