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I know!! Can you believe it??:o I'm trying to find my sunglasses, it's been so long since I've needed them.:D

My friend and I call sneezes facial orgasms! Ya know the big build up and then the release!;)

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My friend and I call sneezes facial orgasms! Ya know the big build up and then the release!



A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of the plane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose and then shuddered quite violently for 10 or 15 seconds.

The man went back to his reading.

A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, gently wiped her nose and shuddered quite violently as before.

The man was becoming more and more curious about the shuddering.

A few more minutes passed and the woman sneezed one more time. Again she took a tissue, gently wiped her nose and shuddered violently.

The man couldn't restrain his curiosity. He turned to the woman and said, "You've sneezed three times, wiped you nose with a tissue, then shuddered violently! Are you all right?"

"I'm sorry if I disturbed you," the woman replied, "I have a rare condition - when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."

The man was a little embarrassed but even more curious and said, "I've never heard of that before. What are you taking for it?"

The woman looked at him and said, "Pepper."
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I hear that it's pretty rare for people to sneeze when they see the sun. Happens to me too, also when I drink carbonated drinks...



Rare? Never heard that before. I wonder if rhere is a correlation between that and easy orgasms? :$

I never drink soda, but beer never makes me sneeze. Champagne on rhe orher hand... Maybe, there's a connection between champagne and orgasms :)
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