MikeJD 0 #1 April 23, 2009 Some common Bonfire thread themes, and how I interpret them. Post: Just got a new hairstyle/ jumpsuit/ tattoo/ full body wax. My SO likes it but I'm not so sure. What do you guys think? Meaning: I think I look incredibly hot in this picture. And everybody had better damned well say so. Post: So itz 3a m and Im copmletely hammeerd. Is anoyone else like really druunk right onw? Meaning: I'm a bit tipsy at most, but stuck for something to post about. Some letters misplaced to demonstrate how far gone I am. Post: Hey guys, anyone else have a new rig? Post pictures! Meaning: I really couldn't care what yours looks like, but I'd appreciate some admiration for mine. Post: Wow, this is incredible!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0m3CrypTicC0d3 Meaning: What, you can't access YouTube at work? Sucks to be you! Post: Some common Bonfire thread themes and how I interpret them. Add your own! Meaning: oh... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 14 #2 April 23, 2009 Pretty damn accurate Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #3 April 23, 2009 Then there is the Spence method. Post:User X is a Stupid Fucker and if they were any dumber they would be a brick. Meaning:User X is a Stupid Fucker and if they were any dumber they would be a brick. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #4 April 23, 2009 Pretty damned accurate 2 (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #5 April 23, 2009 Post: Need some advice regarding my Marriage/Relationship/Significant Other Meaning: I have absolutely no sense of personal privacy and will regret both this post and this doomed relationship one day, sooner than I think. Someone please recommend a good life coach or therapist in my area.OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #6 April 23, 2009 Post: Post your weekend jump numbers! Meaning: I bet I made more jumps than you did, you worthless maggot! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #7 April 23, 2009 and had way more sex (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butters 0 #8 April 23, 2009 Post: Between The Lines Meaning: I like to stereotype things."That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #9 April 23, 2009 Quote Post: Between The Lines Meaning: I like to stereotype things. No. No. No. Post: Between The Lines. Meaning: I have a superior intellect and perceive things in ways you can not hope to. quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prepheckt 0 #10 April 23, 2009 Quote I have a superior intellect and perceive things in ways you can not hope to. Jesus, we all know you're smarter then everyone here, but do you have to rub it in everyone's face? Fuck, everytime you post, I develop an inferiority complex. "Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #11 April 23, 2009 Quote Quote I have a superior intellect and perceive things in ways you can not hope to. Jesus, we all know you're smarter then everyone here, but do you have to rub it in everyone's face? Fuck, everytime you post, I develop an inferiority complex. I was, of course, speaking of the original post itself.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #12 April 23, 2009 Quote Quote Post: Between The Lines Meaning: I like to stereotype things. No. No. No. Post: Between The Lines. Meaning: I have a superior intellect and perceive things in ways you can not hope to. Reply: No No No Meaning: I have superior intellect and you can only hope to one day think about trying to acheive the thought of dreaming how to be like me.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #13 April 23, 2009 Post: Here is a picture of my penis. Meaning: Deedy will talk me into anything. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #14 April 23, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Post: Between The Lines Meaning: I like to stereotype things. No. No. No. Post: Between The Lines. Meaning: I have a superior intellect and perceive things in ways you can not hope to. Reply: No No No Meaning: I have superior intellect and you can only hope to one day think about trying to acheive the thought of dreaming how to be like me. POST: Please give me advice on... MEANING: I have no real friends to speak of and poor enough judgement that I will ask even you fuckers just for a giggle. (I might even be silly/bored enough to head the advice, just to see what happens! )"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #15 April 23, 2009 Isn't it past your bed time young lady? But thanks for waiting up for me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #16 April 23, 2009 Quote Isn't it past your bed time young lady? But thanks for waiting up for me. You're too far away!! How many times do I have to tell you?!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #17 April 23, 2009 You never told me before so, I guess once is enough. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #18 April 23, 2009 Quote You never told me before so, I guess once is enough. Well, as is the case for everyone on here... I am always available to meet up with you... IN YOUR DREAMS!!! POST: Anything remotely flirty. MEANING: Fuck. The batteries died and I wasn't finished. "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #19 April 23, 2009 I could save you a ton of money on batteries. Meaning: Have you seen the new gas powered ones? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #20 April 23, 2009 Post: You're an ignorant fuck. Meaning: Yes, I know that I'm really the ignorant fuck but if I call you out first then it makes me look better.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyjumpenfool 2 #21 April 23, 2009 Well, as is the case for everyone on here... I am always available to meet up with you... IN YOUR DREAMS!!! Careful what you wish for!!!! Post: Did anyone else see this??? Meaning: God, I hope I beat the rest of you Butt Wipes to this!!Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 764 #22 April 23, 2009 Post: Somebody offered me a good deal on a canopy that might be on the edge of my experience level, but they say I'll be OK as long as I'm conservative...What do you guys think? Meaning: I've decided I will buy this parachute, somebody help me rationalize it.I got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #23 April 23, 2009 Post- Who do you want to bag on dz.com Meaning- I wonder who here wants to bang me Post- Name that Rack! Meaning- Titties!!!!www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #24 April 23, 2009 POST:<<<>>> needed Meaning Prayers . . . It doesn't matter how you slice it up - it is a prayer.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #25 April 24, 2009 Quote Post: You're an ignorant fuck. Meaning: Yes, I know that I'm really the ignorant fuck but if I call you out first then it makes me look better. I'm hungry, half drunk and cranky because Julie hasn't finished making dinner yet, but I've had four Heinekens. Fixed it. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
