loumeinhart 0 #1 October 11, 2011 Attendant saw my Bridgeday '10 shirt her: Do you jump there? me: yes! at bridgeday her: Oh I've never done that. I've done skydiving though.. me: Tandem? her: No.. it was free. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #2 October 11, 2011 Fuck, where can I go for free skydives??? Did you ask? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #3 October 11, 2011 that's why she's pumping fuel (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #4 October 11, 2011 Quote Fuck, where can I go for free skydives??? Did you ask? meet me at Elsinore or Eloy, I'll shout you a couple of jumps You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #5 October 11, 2011 It's weird. Some people at my office want to go for a skydive and I told them, "I'll help you with it." I told them "I've only done 18 jumps" and they think it's a huge number.... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
loumeinhart 0 #6 October 11, 2011 Quotethat's why she's pumping fuel self-serve station. But she sold me the sliced pizza and shockwave energy drink :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #7 October 11, 2011 Quotethat's why she's pumping fuel Wouldya rather she was on welfare? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #8 October 11, 2011 P...please .... did I really need to add a jokey smiler? BTW I don't care - she's not in my country (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #9 October 11, 2011 Quote her: No.. it was free. Like that old joke: 1st guy - Hey, there's a new bar in town where the drinks are free and you can get laid in the back room. 2nd guy - Really, when did you go there? 1st guy - Oh, I haven't yet. But my sister's been there 3 times. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougH 270 #11 October 11, 2011 QuoteQuotethat's why she's pumping fuel self-serve station. But she sold me the sliced pizza and shockwave energy drink :) Whuffo you eat that nasty pizza??!!"The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
captain_stan 0 #12 October 11, 2011 Quote I've done skydiving though.. Some would say she's disqualified as a whuffo then. Quote No.. it was free. Maybe she ment "free" as used in "freefall," meaning she was free from attachment to another skydiver. But only a whuffo would talk like that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #13 October 11, 2011 If she was cute....maybe she did get a free ride. I know of a few cute girls who have gotten a few free tandem rides.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #14 October 11, 2011 QuoteIf she was cute....maybe she did get a free ride. I know of a few cute girls who have gotten a few free tandem rides. I've only heard of free naked tandems... not just cuz she was cute but cute AND naked. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #15 October 11, 2011 QuoteQuoteIf she was cute....maybe she did get a free ride. I know of a few cute girls who have gotten a few free tandem rides. I've only heard of free naked tandems... not just cuz she was cute but cute AND naked. I know of 3 girls who have gotten free tandem rides. Clothes on and all and nothing was exchanged. Like I said before, 52 dudes and 2 chicks....when a girl shows up she may get treated better at a DZ than she would at high security prison wearing nothing more than edible undies and a fist full of pardons.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
loumeinhart 0 #16 October 11, 2011 QuoteWhuffo you eat that nasty pizza??!! dude 2 slices for $2 hot off the rack ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vskydiver 0 #17 October 11, 2011 You can get a "free" tandem by doing it for charity http://www.adventures4charity.com/leap-for-lupus-foundation.html Even if you are a skydiver already, you can earn one for someone else. Makes a GREAT Christmas gift and you're doing great things for a good charity at the same time! Double gift! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #18 October 11, 2011 shut up shah your really just white noise in the background anymore... Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #19 October 11, 2011 Quote shut up shah your really just white noise in the background anymore... Just saying buddy! And you know it's true. Now that jump for the cause...that's really cool! Still don't get it...jumped free? HU? Free of what? Charge? Clothes? Free----fall?Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
captain_stan 0 #20 October 11, 2011 QuoteIf she was cute....maybe she did get a free ride. I know of a few cute girls who have gotten a few free tandem rides. But she said it wasn't a tandem. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #21 October 11, 2011 Quote Quote If she was cute....maybe she did get a free ride. I know of a few cute girls who have gotten a few free tandem rides. But she said it wasn't a tandem. No one said she was smart right? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ifall 0 #22 October 11, 2011 Quote It's weird. Some people at my office want to go for a skydive and I told them, "I'll help you with it." I told them "I've only done 18 jumps" and they think it's a huge number.... Heard that one with my 15... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
