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Amy: Kiss me where I’ve never been kissed before.
Sheldon: You mean like Salt Lake City?
I just love this program, it so well written and playedB|



Except this is a very OLD joke.
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Sheldon: You mean like Salt Lake City?
I just love this program, it so well written and playedB|



Except this is a very OLD joke.
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Amy: Kiss me where I’ve never been kissed before.
Sheldon: You mean like Salt Lake City?
I just love this program, it so well written and playedB|



Except this is a very OLD joke.
WHO THE FUCK CARES


When somebody is praising the WRITING it's an important distinction.
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Amy: Kiss me where I’ve never been kissed before.
Sheldon: You mean like Salt Lake City?
I just love this program, it so well written and playedB|



Except this is a very OLD joke.
WHO THE FUCK CARES


When somebody is praising the WRITING it's an important distinction.


Except perhaps they're implying that geeks of this nature can't think of original comebacks, so revert to the known. Sheldon fits this mold. ;^)

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Amy: Kiss me where I’ve never been kissed before.
Sheldon: You mean like Salt Lake City?
I just love this program, it so well written and playedB|


Except this is a very OLD joke.

A version I heard in the UK:
Her: Kiss me where it smells
Him: You mean Grimsby?


The version I heard easily 40 years ago:

She asked me to kiss her where it stinks, so I drove her to Carson.
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Amy: Kiss me where I’ve never been kissed before.
Sheldon: You mean like Salt Lake City?
I just love this program, it so well written and playedB|



Except this is a very OLD joke.


A version I heard in the UK:

Hey my Boss is from Grimsby......will he find this funny? Let's see...

Her: Kiss me where it smells
Him: You mean Grimsby?

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Amy: Kiss me where I’ve never been kissed before.
Sheldon: You mean like Salt Lake City?
I just love this program, it so well written and playedB|



Except this is a very OLD joke.


A version I heard in the UK:

Hey my Boss is from Grimsby......will he find this funny? Let's see...

Her: Kiss me where it smells
Him: You mean Grimsby?


He didn't. D'oh!

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Amy: Kiss me where I’ve never been kissed before.
Sheldon: You mean like Salt Lake City?



I just love this program, it so well written and playedB|



OR

Sheldon: Lady, you're messing with forces beyond your ken.
Penny: Well, your ken can kiss my barbie

Absolutely love the show, watch the re-runs as well. Thing is I used to know several people like that
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Amy: Kiss me where I’ve never been kissed before.
Sheldon: You mean like Salt Lake City?
I just love this program, it so well written and playedB|



Except this is a very OLD joke.


But to the characters, its not.... And to Sheldon, its factual.

Which is even funnier on so many levels.

Hell, Kevin Smith riffed on that in, what, 1995?
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Gill Hicks: "What, like the back of a Volkswagen?"
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Amy: Kiss me where I’ve never been kissed before.
Sheldon: You mean like Salt Lake City?
I just love this program, it so well written and playedB|


Except this is a very OLD joke.

A version I heard in the UK:
Her: Kiss me where it smells
Him: You mean Grimsby?


The version I heard easily 40 years ago:

She asked me to kiss her where it stinks, so I drove her to Carson.


By coincidence this was posted on FB yesterday :D:D
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Amy: You can't blame yourself. When your pre-frontal cortex fails to make you happy, promiscuity rewards you with the needed flood of Dopamine. We neurobiologists refer to it as the Skank reflex"!
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Sheldon: Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

Or.... http://the-big-bang-theory.com/quotes/
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