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Squeak

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But how do you get women from staring at your package?:$ Put a wallet on your forehead?:D:|


HA HA! Oh so true!
OH SO TRUE!

A friend once gave me a great bit of advice...if a woman asks if you are checking out her tits simply say "Yes"

I thought it was nuts! But well it seems to work.
Girl "I'm sorry Shah are you looking at my tits?"
Shah "Yes"
Girl "Ahh...hum...well thank you?"
Shah "Sure"

Problem solved
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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