masterrig 1 #51 December 14, 2011 Quote If you can't eat it ... fuck it. There ya go! Like a postage stamp... Lick it n' stick it! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #52 December 14, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Based on the answers here, note to self: never date a skydiver (again) ... or never date one that frequents this site ... What about meaningless hot pig sex? pig sex? is that just using bacon flavored lube? Well, in all honesty, it beats fish-flavored. Au natural (sp) ? You don't like fish tacos? Chuck dont you know if it actually smells like fish to run far far away??? Yes...from first-hand experience. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #53 December 14, 2011 Quote If you can't eat it ... fuck it. Well, sometimes one should never go that far. Sometimes, running IS the better option. I mean, a guy should have some pride, eh?My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #54 December 14, 2011 Quote I've nEver had a problem with the shovel and a roll of plastic technique. You don't have to deal with any of those pesky post break up phone calls and you get a workout while you dig the hole , it's a win win I prefer the wood chipper!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #55 December 14, 2011 Quote Favorite way to break up with someone? I'm an asshole...my first love at 17 really crushed me. I broke up with her on a wonderful day celebrating christmas right after sex. I still haven't forgiven myself for that one.Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weaverd 0 #56 December 15, 2011 MY last GF dumped me by sending the cops to my door, doh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meso 38 #57 December 15, 2011 Just become more and more distant, and say you're going through a rough time as an excuse, ignore some texts and don't make an effort. They usually end it after that, and then you're not so much the asshole that broke up with them, but rather 'that guy who was having to deal with personal issues at the time', potentially leaves the door open for future too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,121 #58 December 15, 2011 Tried that one. Ended up with thousands of obsessive phone messages & emails for a couple of years, as well as a lot of heartache. Not a lot of hints before that about the level of obsessiveness. I don't suggest this technique. Wendy P.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #59 December 15, 2011 Your poll is deficient because it lacks sufficient options. Now where did I put that bag of lime? -------------- Anyhow, you could do it Newt Gingrich's way - he had his wife served with divorce papers while she was in the hospital being treated for cancer. Not as bad as having a funny foreign name, but it's still pretty bad. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #60 December 15, 2011 Quote Quote If you can't eat it ... fuck it. Well, sometimes one should never go that far. Sometimes, running IS the better option. I mean, a guy should have some pride, eh? What's that?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrokenR1 0 #61 December 15, 2011 Quote Quote Quote If you can't eat it ... fuck it. Well, sometimes one should never go that far. Sometimes, running IS the better option. I mean, a guy should have some pride, eh? What's that? Groups of lions. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Rap is to music what etch-a-sketch is to art. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 2 #62 December 15, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote If you can't eat it ... fuck it. Well, sometimes one should never go that far. Sometimes, running IS the better option. I mean, a guy should have some pride, eh? What's that? Groups of lions. Coffee on keyboard. Thanks focker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jrmrangers 0 #63 December 15, 2011 Well played sir !!!Wait , I pull what first? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #64 December 19, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote If you can't eat it ... fuck it. Well, sometimes one should never go that far. Sometimes, running IS the better option. I mean, a guy should have some pride, eh? What's that? Groups of lions. Touché sir... touché.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #65 December 19, 2011 Now here's an oldie, but a goodie: Clicky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 771 #66 December 20, 2011 The best thing is just to talk about it and make it clear that you're not feeling it anymore. That said, when I was younger and a tad less mature I waited until a week before I was moving to a different continent to let her know. That went horribly, but at least I only had to deal with her for a week.I got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #67 December 20, 2011 It worked for Nataly! Do 2 hours of talking about how infatuated you are with yourself, turn your gaze away from your own reflection in the window, stare deeply into her chest and ask sweetly: "remind me what your name is?"!!My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
