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Awful. Abysmal. Startlingly, painfully, tear-jerkingly bad.

I am the white guy who gives white guys a bad name on the dance floor.

When I dance, I fail. I do the white man's overbite and absolutely fail to move any part of me to the beat. I think people tolerate my presence on the dance floor only to make themselves look better. And, also to have something to point at.

Elvisio "dancing with the stars: NOT" Rodriguez

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Awful. Abysmal. Startlingly, painfully, tear-jerkingly bad.

I am the white guy who gives white guys a bad name on the dance floor.

When I dance, I fail. I do the white man's overbite and absolutely fail to move any part of me to the beat. I think people tolerate my presence on the dance floor only to make themselves look better. And, also to have something to point at.

Elvisio "dancing with the stars: NOT" Rodriguez





im pretty much the same way. so i just gave up trying to dance a while ago lol
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It gets more fun if you take lessons. And if you really want to look good on the dance floor, then the guy should count out loud so that the girl knows when he's going to step -- because in my (fairly limited) experience, there's only a 50-50 chance that he'll be following the beat.

Wendy P.
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It gets more fun if you take lessons. And if you really want to look good on the dance floor, then the guy should count out loud so that the girl knows when he's going to step -- because in my (fairly limited) experience, there's only a 50-50 chance that he'll be following the beat.

Wendy P.



Beat? What is this beat you speak of? :P
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It gets more fun if you take lessons. And if you really want to look good on the dance floor, then the guy should count out loud so that the girl knows when he's going to step -- because in my (fairly limited) experience, there's only a 50-50 chance that he'll be following the beat.

Wendy P.



Beat? What is this beat you speak of? :P




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