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The_Don

To all you girls that wanna get your guy that last gift.

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Serious take now.... ;)

Don't buy a man tools. Ever.
If he needs tools, odds are the lady buying doesn't truly know what tools are.



Hey now. Not all women are at a loss about tools. In my college dorm I was Miss Fix-it. I was the only one with a tool box of any kind. Just because somebody has a penis doesn't mean they know a flat head from a phillips. And just because somebody has a vagina doesnt mean they dont know a good drill when they see one :P



You can always count on there being LOTS of tools around




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she had me at "flat head"

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She had me at "vagina"...

OK, now where did that tolerantly eye-rolling icon go again???

Wendy P.
(who has replaced a number of water pumps, has worn out a drill (>:(),and currently is trying to figure out where she could put a table saw...)
There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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Normiss said he doesn't want me picking out his tools. Gimmie another idea!

Valinda and I go to HD together, I put the tools in the cart, and then she buys them for my presents. B|



And after we get back home, he lets me give him a BJ for getting him such a great present. OH! that's the other thread isn't it? B|

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Don't buy a man tools. Ever.
If he needs tools, odds are the lady buying doesn't truly know what tools are.



Imagine my chagrin when I read that and knew I had a tool wrapped for you under the tree already! :ph34r:
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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