iopenhi 0 #26 December 23, 2011 Quote Quote just because somebody has a vagina doesnt mean they dont know a good drill when they see one So I'm always looking for more opinions on my drill. She had me at "flat head"...You can't make chicken salad out of chicken manure. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #27 December 23, 2011 She had me at "vagina"... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #28 December 23, 2011 Quote Quote Serious take now.... Don't buy a man tools. Ever. If he needs tools, odds are the lady buying doesn't truly know what tools are. Hey now. Not all women are at a loss about tools. In my college dorm I was Miss Fix-it. I was the only one with a tool box of any kind. Just because somebody has a penis doesn't mean they know a flat head from a phillips. And just because somebody has a vagina doesnt mean they dont know a good drill when they see one You can always count on there being LOTS of tools around Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,089 #29 December 23, 2011 Quote she had me at "flat head" Quote She had me at "vagina"... OK, now where did that tolerantly eye-rolling icon go again??? Wendy P. (who has replaced a number of water pumps, has worn out a drill (),and currently is trying to figure out where she could put a table saw...)There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #30 December 23, 2011 I was just trying to be funny while sounding desperate. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #31 December 23, 2011 Quote Normiss said he doesn't want me picking out his tools. Gimmie another idea! Valinda and I go to HD together, I put the tools in the cart, and then she buys them for my presents. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #32 December 24, 2011 Quote ,and currently is trying to figure out where she could put a table saw...) on the tableNext o the dishesYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,089 #33 December 24, 2011 I'll use it to make sammiches Wendy P.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vskydiver 0 #34 December 24, 2011 Quote Quote Normiss said he doesn't want me picking out his tools. Gimmie another idea! Valinda and I go to HD together, I put the tools in the cart, and then she buys them for my presents. And after we get back home, he lets me give him a BJ for getting him such a great present. OH! that's the other thread isn't it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #35 December 24, 2011 John is a lucky, lucky, man. God bless you V. I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #36 December 25, 2011 Quote he lets me How generous of John... Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #37 December 25, 2011 Merry Christmas . . . to me. And Merry Christmas to all my DZ.com friends. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vskydiver 0 #38 December 25, 2011 Quote Quote he lets me How generous of John... Now you know why I've been married to him for almost 30 year. He's a keeper for sure! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #39 December 26, 2011 Quote Don't buy a man tools. Ever. If he needs tools, odds are the lady buying doesn't truly know what tools are. Imagine my chagrin when I read that and knew I had a tool wrapped for you under the tree already! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 615 #40 December 26, 2011 I'm glad I could return the favor. thanks baby Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #41 December 26, 2011 See! A smart girl knows a good tool when she sees it! I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites