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Dear Sunshine,

I am lonely. And noone respects me. What should I do?

Give it up turtle your not getting a sympathy fuck.. :D



"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

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Dear Sunshine.......

Should I go to the Mardi Gras Boogie in Moss Point or order me a new container???? I can't do both, not enough money:(

Order your new container and come drink your sorrows away with me in Houston. We can both drink to not being able to make the Mardi Gras Boogie :ph34r: I promise I'll make it worth your time :)



"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

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Clay I don't think your quiet the rich guy happythoughts is refering too.. But what if I show up? You buy my jumps and give me free beer too?



"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

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Dear Sunshine,

I'm buying a new canopy but it's in Byron and I want to go to Hollister this weekend to send Vinnie off with a bang. I don't want to go to Hollister without my new canopy. What should I do?

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Girlfalldown

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(Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

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And he does mean "on him".





That depends on how many I have had. It's entirely possible. I actually have made kind of a promise to hold the nig noggery down to a reasonable level so I can jump before 2 PM each day. :D



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You buy my jumps and give me free beer too?





You can have ALL the FREE beer you can drink. Jumps....those are your problem....see....you don't have boobies....:D

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You can have ALL the FREE beer you can drink. Jumps....those are your problem....see....you don't have boobies....:D



Clay - Yes he does.

And some wool Chaps too.:o
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Find a rich guy who will take you there and pay for your jumps for the weekend. He'll also pay for the drinks, in hopes of you making a rash decision.





I will by you a jump if you show up.....and the free beer is on me!!! :D



Aawww, such a sweetheart;)
~Porn Kitty
WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

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Dear Sunshine,

If a long time poster puts a post in the bonfire that should be in the speaker's corner what should happen to said person??? Have rocks thrown at her? Turn her into a goat?? Have her buy a case of beer for HH??? This question has been troubling me for some time now. Please help!

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If a long time poster puts a post in the bonfire that should be in the speaker's corner what should happen to said person??? Have rocks thrown at her? Turn her into a goat?? Have her buy a case of beer for HH??? This question has been troubling me for some time now. Please help!



I believe Opie should spank the long time poster and teach her a lesson. He should prolly make out with her too. :D

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Dear Sunshine,
It has come to my attention that the poster above me has been missing for sometime. Do you think it is selfish of this person to keep himself from us for so damn long?
B2




Maybe your not looking in the right places Betsy... I suggest you try the the middle of IL in August:)

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Dear Sunshine,

Its 9 am and the liquor store aint open yet. Im out of alcohol, what do I do? What DO I DO? :S:D



(btw I work nights and today is my friday night.)
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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Its 9 am and the liquor store aint open yet. Im out of alcohol, what do I do? What DO I DO?



WTF? You live in arkansas. I thought you people made your own liquor in mason jars.

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Its 9 am and the liquor store aint open yet. Im out of alcohol, what do I do? What DO I DO?



WTF? You live in arkansas. I thought you people made your own liquor in mason jars.



I would but I lost the recipie your mom gave me! :P:D j/k.
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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