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Wow, I get up and find this is what happens after 6 pints of Newcastle Brown Ale.

Ouch.

I better start thinking about consumption moderation on Thursday nights.

:S
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Dear Sunshine,

I've recently found myself attracted to a number of other dropzone dot com females. I realize that the majority of this is all in my mind, but if it really is real, what should I do? I mean sheez, I'm only one guy, and there are sooooo many of them!



Leave it to you to bring my advice column back to life. :)
As for your problem...well there are so many awesome skychickys on dzcom that it's understandable to be attracted to so many. You need to continue flirting shamelessly with all of them, but still remain faithful to the wife. Flirting for fun is ok, especially when it's with me!!!

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Dear Sunshine,

You insist that recently I have been a postwhore. Additionally, you seem to feel that there is something WRONG with this. I have the need to release these thoughts yet, I dont wish to be a post whore. What should I do?

P.S. Can I have some of the women RevJim dont want



Well you ARE a postwhore. There's nothing wrong with it, i just enjoy making fun of others. If you have the need to release pointless thoughts, this is the place to do it.

And yes, you can have the women RevJim doesn't want....but I'm pretty sure he wants all the women, so good luck with that. :P

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Dear Sunshine,
I have developed horrendously lustful thoughts for a certain pro freeflyer, whose eyes make me shudder at the way they shine, and whose hair blows in the wind like flowers in an open field. She has a body that only angels would possess, and a smile that gives me a warmth inside of a thousand suns. The animal magnetism burns me inside........

So, my question is, did you find out anything on that BASE course for me yet??? B|

Thanks Sunshine!!! :D

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Dear Sunshine,
I have developed horrendously lustful thoughts for a certain pro freeflyer, whose eyes make me shudder at the way they shine, and whose hair blows in the wind like flowers in an open field. She has a body that only angels would possess, and a smile that gives me a warmth inside of a thousand suns. The animal magnetism burns me inside........

So, my question is, did you find out anything on that BASE course for me yet???



Oh my dearest boy, tis ok to lust after this particular pro freeflyer. She is a hottie, and a total sweetheart too. As for the BASE course, i'll get you the info either today or over the weekend. Geesh, i was too busy jumping last night to bother getting the info for you. Thats a valid excuse, right??

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Geesh, i was too busy jumping last night to bother getting the info for you. Thats a valid excuse, right??



Oh tell the truth, you and WrongWay were busy doing the nasty last night. It's OK, we keep secrets around here.:P



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Dear Sunshine,

Yesterday a nice boy was considerate enough to land way out with me after I took a split second longer than usual to pull due to the fact that I was reflecting upon my realization that I had no idea where I was. Do I
a. get irritated with him for doing a beautiful 270 into the wind, alerting me to the fact that I had just pulled a beautiful downwind landing that I thought was into the wind?

b. get irritated with me for not being prepared to be off in remote places with cute boys and no prospect of a ride back?

c. not bother getting irritated at all and spend the rest of my life trying to convince everyone that landing into the wind is a stupid rule made invented by the man to keep us down?

d. give him a hug

e. go debate whether or not I should be jumping with a Cypres?

f. doesn't matter because I will shortly be bombarded with pms and respnses in the form of lists of questions from people wanting to know what kind of canopy I jump, what my wingloading is, and lecturing me for pulling far too low at 3500 even though a higher pull could result in wayward freefallers trying to mate with my parachute?

Thanks!

Just keep swimming...just keep swimming....

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Dear Sunshine,

I'm totally lusting over a dz.com guy. I want to jump with him all day, pay for his pack jobs (since I don't pack!), buy him beer and then have sex with him all night long. (wording stolen from skymama ;))

But he lives really far away from me and I'm stuck at work all the time and he's really busy too so instead of jumping with him and then jumping him repeatedly like I want to do, all I have are a few beautiful memories and several rather elaborate fantasies.

What should I do?

Signed,
Frustrated in Florida

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Dear Sunshine,

I'm totally lusting over a dz.com guy. I want to jump with him all day, pay for his pack jobs (since I don't pack!), buy him beer and then have sex with him all night long. (wording stolen from skymama )

But he lives really far away from me and I'm stuck at work all the time and he's really busy too so instead of jumping with him and then jumping him repeatedly like I want to do, all I have are a few beautiful memories and several rather elaborate fantasies.

What should I do?

Signed,
Frustrated in Florida



If he hasn't quit his job to move to FL by now, he's a dumbass. Find someone deserving of your affections.

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But he makes more money than I do. Wouldn't it make more sense for me to quit my job and move to where he is?

Wait. What am I saying? It snows where he lives...



Well now that you mention the money part. Snow isn't so bad. It's kinda fun to get all bundled up and go outside. You can have snowball fights, build a snowman, make snowangels. You can curl up together under a warm blanket or lay by the fireplace. Driving in snow sucks, but it's only a few months out of the year.

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But he makes more money than I do. Wouldn't it make more sense for me to quit my job and move to where he is?

Wait. What am I saying? It snows where he lives...



Well now that you mention the money part. Snow isn't so bad. It's kinda fun to get all bundled up and go outside. You can have snowball fights, build a snowman, make snowangels. You can curl up together under a warm blanket or lay by the fireplace. Driving in snow sucks, but it's only a few months out of the year.



The girl has a very valid point! :ph34r:
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Snow isn't so bad. It's kinda fun to get all bundled up and go outside. You can have snowball fights, build a snowman, make snowangels. You can curl up together under a warm blanket or lay by the fireplace. Driving in snow sucks, but it's only a few months out of the year.



Suuuuuuuuure...keep telling yourself that, maybe you'll believe it one day! B|

Mike

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If he hasn't quit his job to move to FL by now


But he makes more money than I do. Wouldn't it make more sense for me to quit my job and move to where he is?

Wait. What am I saying? It snows where he lives...



Hey Bytch - long distance works if you both want it to...
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I WILL fly again.....

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and then have sex with him all night long. (wording stolen from skymama )



Of course, I wasn't saying I do that, I was just advising you. I'm a soccer mom, so I'm always in bed, ready to sleep, at 9:30. :)
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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Snow isn't so bad. It's kinda fun to get all bundled up and go outside. You can have snowball fights, build a snowman, make snowangels. You can curl up together under a warm blanket or lay by the fireplace. Driving in snow sucks, but it's only a few months out of the year.



Suuuuuuuuure...keep telling yourself that, maybe you'll believe it one day! B|

Mike



I luv the snow!
~Porn Kitty
WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

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I luv the snow!



You only love the snow because you live in Texas, and you don't have to deal with it every day all winter long! :P I hated every second of winter when I lived up north...now snow is only something I have to deal with when working. :)
Mike

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I luv the snow!



You only love the snow because you live in Texas, and you don't have to deal with it every day all winter long! :P I hated every second of winter when I lived up north...now snow is only something I have to deal with when working. :)
Mike



I haven't lived in Texas all my life:P
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Dear Sunshine,

There has been a lot of threads about how guys are not very romantic.

Ya know, sometimes you just can't win. I promised a girl dinner and a walk on the beach. In order to beat the traffic, we went through the Chik-Fila drive-thru, then on to the beach.

Instead of romantic, she called me cheap. What should I do?

Signed,

Chicken Strip

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OMG, this thread is still around...i feel so important. :)
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Dear Sunshine,

There has been a lot of threads about how guys are not very romantic.

Ya know, sometimes you just can't win. I promised a girl dinner and a walk on the beach. In order to beat the traffic, we went through the Chik-Fila drive-thru, then on to the beach.

Instead of romantic, she called me cheap. What should I do?



You need to find a chick who likes that kinda thing. I know of a chick named Sunshine that would absolutely love the Chik-Fila drive thru. It will save more money to be spent on jumps. Perhaps you should contact her via PM and ask her to come visit you. Hope all works out well. :D

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