theonlyski 3 #1 January 18, 2012 Alright, let's see what y'all got! I like my women like I like my coffee: Ground up & in the freezer. I like my women like I like my ramen noodles: Hot, cheap, and Japanese. I like my women like I like my beer: filled with alcohol and unconscious. I like my women like I like my whiskey: 18 years old and mixed up with coke. I like my women like I like my oven: quiet and in the kitchen I like my women like I like my microwave: Cold on the outside, warm on the inside, and she'll kill any baby I put inside her."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #2 January 18, 2012 I like my men like I like my dogs, on a short leash and able to come on command. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VTmotoMike08 0 #3 January 18, 2012 I like my women like I like my milk- rich, white, and 2% fat Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 620 #4 January 18, 2012 I don't want to know what a man/woman is. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #5 January 18, 2012 Damn. Do I have to say this again? I like my women - petite, blond, blue-eyed, coed. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krip 2 #6 January 18, 2012 Hi Ski Trolling for "269". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyMarko 1 #7 January 18, 2012 I like my women like I like my....my...wait I like my men like I like my TV... thin, highly defined, turned on and flat against my bedroom wall Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
castrodavidd 0 #8 January 18, 2012 I like my women like I like my canopy; small, fast and scares the shit out of me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waveoff5500 0 #9 January 18, 2012 i like my women like i like my malfunctions....fast and messy"its just a normal day at the dropzone until its not" 1653 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TriGirl 268 #10 January 18, 2012 I like my men like I like my coffee: sweet, hot and rich!See the upside, and always wear your parachute! -- Christopher Titus Shut Up & Jump! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #11 January 18, 2012 I like my women: alive.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #12 January 18, 2012 QuoteI like my women: alive. Picky ain'tcha? (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #13 January 18, 2012 Quote I like my men like I like my TV... thin, highly defined, turned on and flat against my bedroom wall LOVE this one! stealing Also, I like my men like I like my umbrella, able to spring up at a single touch. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 135 #14 January 18, 2012 a friend of mine says : I like my women like I like my beer : flat and tepidscissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #15 January 18, 2012 Quote a friend of mine says : I like my women like I like my beer : flat and tepid I heard this one a while back when talking about Grace Jones. "I like my women strong and black!" "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #16 January 18, 2012 I like my women in a harness, on the load. I like my women like I like my cars, tight suspension for responsive handling. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #17 January 18, 2012 I like my women like I like my coffee: cold and bitterYou can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 0 #18 January 18, 2012 I like my women... Yeah, that about sums it up.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #19 January 18, 2012 Quote I heard this one a while back when talking about Grace Jones. You "heard" something? I'm soo confused... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #20 January 18, 2012 Quote Quote I heard this one a while back when talking about Grace Jones. You "heard" something? I'm soo confused... +1 Glad to see you're being productive at work Sunny!"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bertt 0 #21 January 19, 2012 I like my women like I like my coffee: hot and ready first thing in the morning. I like my women like I like my coffee: strong and cheap. I like my women to bring me my coffee.....You don't have to outrun the bear. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #22 January 19, 2012 I like my women like I like my coffee: Hot, fresh and ready for my cream."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #23 January 19, 2012 I like my women like I like my left over pizza... Cold, Cheesy and Smellin' like Anchovies. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #24 January 19, 2012 I like my women like ..uh ....I can't remember how I like my women! I guess I'll just have to start over. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivecat 3 #25 January 20, 2012 I like my men like I like my cellphone, charged, silent, and vibrating. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
