ParaHog 0 #1 January 25, 2012 Theres been a bunch of threads about people wondering what the best gear is, down to the most stupid minute detail, like gloves, goggles, gear bags, helmets, audibles, altimeters, and so on. Sheesh, can't anyone make a friggin decision any more without asking others? Man up and make your own choices! But what no one has ever addressed before, far as I can tell, is one of the most important gear decisions of all: UNDERWEAR! That's right, underwear. What's more important than your balls and your dick? Nothing! And if you're wearing boxers and one of your balls or your dick slips underneath a leg strap just before opening shock, then you're really gonna regret it. And you don't wanna be squirmin while tracking trying to dig a ball out from where it shouldn't be just before pull time. Know what I mean? So what do you guys wear to protect your family jewels and keep them out of harm's way? Screw all this talk about sissy stuff like gear bags and altimeter pillows. Let's get down to IMPORTANT business here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrokenR1 0 #3 January 25, 2012 QuoteDepends Is that for a leaking problem? We all get older, no shame in that. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Rap is to music what etch-a-sketch is to art. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #4 January 25, 2012 Quote Depends On what? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #5 January 25, 2012 None, Boxer briefs, and Other.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #6 January 25, 2012 Boxers. Haven't had an issue with a nut-under mal yet."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #7 January 25, 2012 Stand back boys and watch this... http://www.dirtrider.com/drtested/141_0910_dr_tested_alpinestars_comp_pro_short/index.html I rock these and let me tell you the ladies love the look when I'm just wearing these while packing my parachute. The boys are on display but they are held in place all without causing gamy balls! Furthermore the padding around the hips and tail bone make any seat in any aircraft somewhat comfortable!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyjumpenfool 2 #8 January 25, 2012 I rarely wear underwear, but when I do, it's usually something very unusual! ..... bill murry, a line from stripes.Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,042 #9 January 25, 2012 QuoteAnd if you're wearing boxers and one of your balls or your dick slips underneath a leg strap just before opening shock, then you're really gonna regret it. And you don't wanna be squirmin while tracking trying to dig a ball out from where it shouldn't be just before pull time. Know what I mean?! No. It shouldn't matter what type of panties you wear... If your legstraps are cinched properly.Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #10 January 25, 2012 QuoteStand back boys and watch this... http://www.dirtrider.com/drtested/141_0910_dr_tested_alpinestars_comp_pro_short/index.html I rock these and let me tell you the ladies love the look when I'm just wearing these while packing my parachute. The boys are on display but they are held in place all without causing gamy balls! Furthermore the padding around the hips and tail bone make any seat in any aircraft somewhat comfortable! I bet they get quite a laugh!"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #11 January 25, 2012 QuoteI rock these and let me tell you the ladies love the look when I'm just wearing these while packing my parachute. You are delusional. The only people who would appreciate you being in those shorts are homosexual men.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrokenR1 0 #12 January 25, 2012 Quote Quote I rock these and let me tell you the ladies love the look when I'm just wearing these while packing my parachute. You are delusional. The only people who would appreciate you being in those shorts are homosexual men. Are you saying homosexual men have a lower standard than women? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Rap is to music what etch-a-sketch is to art. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #13 January 25, 2012 QuoteQuoteI rock these and let me tell you the ladies love the look when I'm just wearing these while packing my parachute. You are delusional. The only people who would appreciate you being in those shorts are homosexual men. Hey if i'm gay hot that me i'm fracking hot as hell! But thanks for starting the Shah bashing....back on topic...yeah they are super comfy and the padds are in all the right places and you don't get monky but or gamey balls.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #14 January 25, 2012 QuoteBut thanks for starting the Shah bashing.... You leave yourself open to it every time you brag about yourself, which is often. Try being a little more humble. Besides, I'm just letting you know that the average woman isn't turned on by that look.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #15 January 25, 2012 Quote Quote But thanks for starting the Shah bashing.... You leave yourself open to it every time you brag about yourself, which is often. Try being a little more humble. Besides, I'm just letting you know that the average woman isn't turned on by that look. What ever......(rolls eyes) But i found these to be comfy but a bit spendy. Worth the money if you ride and skydive. But just for skydiving? Maybe not. For a N00B who does a good bit of but slides and PLF's it was nice to have a little bit of padding around the hips. Hope this helps! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #16 January 25, 2012 Quote For a N00B who does a good bit of but slides and PLF's it was nice to have a little bit of padding around the hips. Well in that case, why not these? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #17 January 25, 2012 A bit much don't you think? I liked these because I could also wear them when I went for very very very long rides on the bike and at the time I had just busted my tail bone. Which really helped. Let me put it this way, these odd Italian padded undergarments allow you to do sit ups on hard floors and hot bruise your hips. I was impressed. For me they worked, just a little padding a nice tight fit with lots of air flow. But you do have to rock boxer briefs under them or it gets a bit x rated.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #18 January 25, 2012 Quote Quote For a N00B who does a good bit of but slides and PLF's it was nice to have a little bit of padding around the hips. Well in that case, why not these? "It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #19 January 25, 2012 Quote Quote Quote For a N00B who does a good bit of but slides and PLF's it was nice to have a little bit of padding around the hips. Well in that case, why not these? Probably better that they go with one of these...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #20 January 25, 2012 For the record - Boxer briefs. Next question. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Abedy 0 #21 January 25, 2012 Boxer briefs or briefs. But even with snug-fit briefs it might happen that something gets caught - even if ya pull the leg straps really tight. Ahm, you forgot "Boobies" in the list. Or - in this case - panties? The sky is not the limit. The ground is. The Society of Skydiving Ducks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Abedy 0 #22 January 25, 2012 Quote ...let me tell you the ladies love the look when I'm just wearing these while packing my parachute. Yeah sure. If ya gonna show them yer plumbers crack, make sure it's really dirt: http://www.erodies.de/herrenstring7erpacksl-pi-14998.html I bet the ladies queue up. . . . Well... before the puketory, ahm, lavatory Huhuhuhuhu.... The sky is not the limit. The ground is. The Society of Skydiving Ducks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #23 January 25, 2012 Quote For the record - Boxer briefs. Next question. And once again, John is right! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #24 January 25, 2012 Quote Let me put it this way, these odd Italian padded undergarments allow you to do sit ups on hard floors and not bruise your hips. I was impressed. 6 years active duty, did sit ups almost daily and usually on asphalt or concrete... never once did I get a fucking bruise on my hips. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #25 January 25, 2012 Quote And once again, John is right! Hi N@. good to see ya. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
