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turtlespeed

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Vacume system. Isn't that some sort of penis enlargment pump.

I have a central vacuum system that we use for cleaning the house
but I don't quite think thats what your on about.




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Thats exactley what I was thinkin Zep, as I seen Turtle as the poster!!
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Hi turtle,

I looked into them when I designed & built a house; and then I studied them some more & took a pass.

They are not efficient enough for me; way to much resistance in all of the in-wall plumbing that is there. And that motor is a long, long way from where the dirt actually is.

YMMV,

JerryBaumchen

PS) But they are easy to use.

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I have seen a few houses that were fitted with them. Don't think they are worth the hassle.

Now my cousin has a 50 foot luxury boat that has a central vacuum system in it. I was impressed! :o

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Hi pops,

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JerryBaumchen

PS) Or as Dan Poynter once told me, 'A wife is there to solve the problems you would not have had if you had stayed single.'

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