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[billvon 2,380]

"I just can't figure it out. One minute I was nice and warm, then I got passed to someone, then about a million flashes went off, and now here I am flying through the air. I am puzzled as to what just happened. I must think on this."

[mrubin 0]

"Mom? What did I do to deserve this?"

"I fly because it releases my mind from the tyranny of petty things." - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

[gonzalesna 0]

"I will set you ablaze right now!"

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[JohnnyMarko 1]

"In 18 years, I'm so voting Democrat just for this"

[Abedy 0]

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"In 18 years, I'm so voting Democrat just for this"

The sky is not the limit. The ground is.

The Society of Skydiving Ducks

[jimmytavino 16]

"In an effort to curry favor with the "Younger Voters", the possible GOP nominee Presents his Vice Presidential running mate, while a confused Secret Service guy wonders,,"are the diaper changes, gonna be OUR responsibility"????
The KID... like most politicians, cares not,, WHO has to clean up after Him.....

[shah269 0]

I don't see no fracking shadow! Now put my ass down!

Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

[jimp 1]

"Keep your mitts offa me!"

[Andy9o8 0]

"AFFI Romney demonstrates to the class how to present to the relative wind"

[tmccann 1]

"Flare!"

[airtwardo 6]

I dunno but ...this guys thermometer feels more like a thumb!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[PLFKING 3]

'Yo ! He's stealing my wallet !"

"When in doubt I whip it out,
I got me a rock-and-roll band.
It's a free-for-all."

[riddler 0]

Mitt's latest shipment of human imports arrived at his warehouse today, but he denies that imported people are harmful to the American slave-economy. "The average American is worth about 2 cents, and foreigners are worth about 1 cent," quipped Romney, "That's really not much difference to the people that matter, the rich people like myself."

Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD

[popsjumper 2]

I can't believe they put this stoopid hat on me.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[muff528 3]

"I sure hope Scotty has my coordinates!"

or "Hey Mom! ...WTF!?"

[lekstrom10k 0]

The idiot has me facing the wrong way. I have been practicing like the kid on the super bowl commercial except mommy gave me mashed yams . I hope he brought a fresh shirt

[masterrig 1]

'O.K. I gave you a good stock tip. Now, put me down!'


Chuck

[GARYC24 3]

The only one getting a raise today here is THIS GUY!

[cocheese 0]

First you take my E-Trade account away from me, then this? I'm done being cute damn it. This is total bullshit. Do I look like a baby? You think being kissed by a politician is good luck? Seriously, Mom, I'm tellin Grandma.

[sacex250 0]

"Isn't there some homework I should be doing right now? Please!"

It's all been said before, no sense repeating it here.

[GeorgiaDon 340]

This one looks tasty. I'll have it medium rare, and can I get it to go? Got to get to a fund raiser.

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Tolerance is the cost we must pay for our adventure in liberty. (Dworkin, 1996)
“Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.” (Yeats)