airdvr 197 #1 March 12, 2012 Dick Van Dyke marries makeup artist at age 86 http://www.newsnet5.com/dpp/entertainment/celebrity/dick-van-dyke-marries-makeup-artist-at-age-861331555042486Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #2 March 12, 2012 Sounds like they have the support of their families. If everyone involved is happy, who cares what the age difference is? They might be soulmates!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #3 March 12, 2012 It's okay...separate beds. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewGuy2005 51 #4 March 12, 2012 QuoteIt's okay...separate beds. Now, that's funny!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #5 March 12, 2012 Quote It's okay...separate beds. I wonder how many even get that reference! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdvr 197 #6 March 12, 2012 Quote Quote It's okay...separate beds. I wonder how many even get that reference! Oh Rob!Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,120 #7 March 12, 2012 One of my great-uncles was really rich. His first wife died when he was in his 50's, and he kind of just vegetated after that. Then he met the gold-digger. After meeting her (and marrying her, to his kids' dismay), he took up dancing, went back to playing golf, and traveled. He began showing up for family events. The rest of the family figured that if she was a gold-digger, she earned every penny she inherited from him when he died, about 20 years after they married. Why not marry a gold-digger if it'll increase the quality of your life? Wendy P.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Divinfool 0 #8 March 12, 2012 I'd marry him....lol Fear is the thief of dreams..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougH 270 #9 March 12, 2012 QuoteOne of my great-uncles was really rich. His first wife died when he was in his 50's, and he kind of just vegetated after that. Then he met the gold-digger. After meeting her (and marrying her, to his kids' dismay), he took up dancing, went back to playing golf, and traveled. He began showing up for family events. The rest of the family figured that if she was a gold-digger, she earned every penny she inherited from him when he died, about 20 years after they married. Why not marry a gold-digger if it'll increase the quality of your life? Wendy P. +1 here. As long as she makes him happy who cares if she is in it for the money. Marriage is a legal contract between two adults anyhow."The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #10 March 12, 2012 Quote Quote It's okay...separate beds. I wonder how many even get that reference! yeah I'm old enough to get it I hope his new wife is good for Dick You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,381 #11 March 12, 2012 I'd say this might be a gold-digger: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/george-soros-offered-250g-scrap-lawsuit-angry-cousin-ex-gal-pal-article-1.1037296"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #12 March 12, 2012 Then there's the incestual Gold Digger.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,381 #13 March 12, 2012 QuoteThen there's the incestual Gold Digger. Meh. He's just trying to keep up with Woody: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Soon_Yi_Previn_and_Woody_Allen_at_the_Tribeca_Film_Festival.jpg"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Born2Late 0 #14 March 12, 2012 "They might be soulmates!" Riiiiiiiiiiiight..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #15 March 12, 2012 Quote Then there's the incestual Gold Digger. See what too much time in Shawshank will do to ya! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
format 0 #16 March 12, 2012 QuoteI'd say this might be a gold-digger: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/george-soros-offered-250g-scrap-lawsuit-angry-cousin-ex-gal-pal-article-1.1037296 Sure, George is one gold-digger.. and he digs it all rightWhat goes around, comes later. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #17 March 13, 2012 Some years ago Caroline Aherne was interviewing Debbie McGee, wife of British TV magician Paul Daniels and 20 years his junior. One of her questions was 'What first attracted you to millionaire Paul Daniels?' Personally I've never forgiven Dick Van Dyke his 'cockney' accent in Mary Poppins, but good luck to him and Arlene. And hey, she'll be able to keep him looking young as well as feeling it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,051 #18 March 13, 2012 Quote I'd say this might be a gold-digger: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/george-soros-offered-250g-scrap-lawsuit-angry-cousin-ex-gal-pal-article-1.1037296 OK. I need to move there. She's not pissed that he's got another girlfriend, she's pissed because the other girlfriend got her Manhattan apartment. Ya gotta love Hispanic women. Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #19 March 13, 2012 Viagra oh yeah! Guys like this give me hope that I'll be sporting wood for a long long timeLife through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #20 March 13, 2012 So long as he never does that 'kin useless English accent ever again - I don't give a flying fuck (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #21 March 13, 2012 Quote So long as he never does that 'kin useless English accent ever again - I don't give a flying fuck http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_rVzBt20N0 Huh? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #22 March 13, 2012 Yeap - what a knob ...... still funnier than that dick 'ead Costner in Robin 'ood (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #23 March 13, 2012 Quote So long as he never does that 'kin useless English accent ever again - I don't give a flying fuck Oh yeah, 'is Mary Poppins cockney accent, eh Guv? That one sucked.I heard they're shopping for a new house close to an elementary school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
