5432154321 0 #26 March 24, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteWhere was she impaled? Through her inner ear canal. Where else does one get impaled by a penis? You had sex ed in Kansas, didn't you? No actually it was my cousin from Arkansas. She showed me everything and broke me in hands on. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #27 March 24, 2006 Quote You had sex ed in Kansas, didn't you? Hey, I did, and I turned out o.....ok, maybe I'm a bad example. Never mind. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #28 March 24, 2006 QuoteI'm not sure what to think of this. Any suggestions or advice? hey, this is really quite an opportunity for you. You can get a pity blowjob, and it's no big deal. Then you can have an affair, and tell her ok, NOW we're even.skydiveTaylorville.org [email protected] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #29 March 25, 2006 Hey funks shouldn't there be a Big Green Smiley face on you avatarYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #30 March 25, 2006 no no. I'm censored, he is uncensored. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #31 March 25, 2006 QuoteI'm not sure what to think of this. Any suggestions or advice? Ewe!! Accident prone! Throw it back!! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
base689 0 #32 March 25, 2006 > My girlfriend slipped and accidentally impaled herself on another mans penis I'm not sure what to think of this. Any suggestions or advice? ROFLMAO Dude, you are WAY TOO funny to be true Stay safe out there Blue Skies and Soft Walls BASE #689 - base_689AT_NO_123_SPAMyahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #33 March 25, 2006 I heard a great one to deal with this last night. Take her out to a wonderful dinner at a really nice and expensive restaurant. Make sure it is rather far from where she lives. Order drinks and food. Eat what you like and drink up plenty. After you are done eating.........excuse yourself to use the bathroom. Then slip out the back and stick her with the check and no ride home. Go out drinking with your friends later. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #34 March 25, 2006 QuoteQuoteI'm not sure what to think of this. Any suggestions or advice? Ewe!! Accident prone! Throw it back!! HI LANY You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #35 March 25, 2006 Quoteno no. I'm censored, he is uncensored. Your not GREEN eitherYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #36 March 25, 2006 QuoteI heard a great one to deal with this last night. Take her out to a wonderful dinner at a really nice and expensive restaurant. Make sure it is rather far from where she lives. Order drinks and food. Eat what you like and drink up plenty. After you are done eating.........excuse yourself to use the bathroom. Then slip out the back and stick her with the check and no ride home. Go out drinking with your friends later. OOo! I really like this one Clay, but I think he should do this right AFTER the pity BJskydiveTaylorville.org [email protected] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #37 March 25, 2006 QuoteI'm not sure what to think of this. Any suggestions or advice? __________________________________ 'Longer, Harder and Un - Cut!' Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingbean001 0 #38 March 25, 2006 Ok. I am reading this thread and laughing my ass off, but I have to ask...Dude, Is this real??? Cuz, I can appreciate the joke, but have little respect for the cheater! If she really did this, I just have to say... Lorena Bobbett got off for fixing her husband...hmmm.... DONT TAKE THAT AS A SERIOUS SUGGESTION! Sorry, Masterrig....I meant to address funks! TLet's have fun! :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #39 March 25, 2006 QuoteOk. I am reading this thread and laughing my ass off, but I have to ask...Dude, Is this real??? Cuz, I can appreciate the joke, but have little respect for the cheater! If she really did this, I just have to say... Lorena Bobbett got off for fixing her husband...hmmm.... DONT TAKE THAT AS A SERIOUS SUGGESTION! Sorry, Masterrig....I meant to address funks! T __________________________________ I'm laughing too! No problem. I've never done that! You just gotta (try) to understand Funks! If, you ever do... let me know! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #40 March 25, 2006 just don't let her fall for this one.... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
femTo 0 #42 March 15, 2012 it's no accident :) funny campaign Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dpreguy 14 #43 March 16, 2012 Loreena Bobbit's sister had a problem with her boyfriend, and thought she'd solve it the same way. She slashed with her knife but only cut his leg a bit. Cops were called. Guess what she got charged with? A "Missed Da Weiner" OK pathetic, I know Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #44 March 16, 2012 Grooooooaaann! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
